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This is me, I am supposed to be studying @-@

I got this from Peniel, a Kpop idol "Did you just fart? 'coz girl you blew me away whew ~~"

mmmm, one of the worst was : yo , delicious relaxed ----> it was taken from a beverage commercial.. ... my sweet Duck let's kwack together ... they really should take some classes about how to communicate >_

Congrats Ventamus and to all of the winners All drawings were so beautiful *____*

Congratulations @Ventamus! And to all who got special awards, all your drawings were great *_*

"Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long." ~Susan Scarf Merrell "A brother is a friend God gave you; a friend is a brother your heart chose for you." ~Proverb I miss you brother and my lil sister

The worst: "Was your father a thief? Because he stole all the stars in your eyes" =__="

its about knock-knock things my friend used it too often, even when he was late for school "knock... knock... anybody here?" you don't say, dude... we were here all day :hamtaro-005 (5):

xD hahaha another one is "Just call me milk, I'll do your body real good"

Latest art: Request for BobCrazy. Miku Hatsune: See more: http://www.xjinkun.deviantart.com

Original name: Ze Manga ALT. names: 是-ZE- 是—ze— 梦是永恒 神幻之家 Original run: 2004 Description: In the weird house of Wakeari, Raizou has fallen in love. His object of desire is Kon. Even though Kon is an antisocial pretty boy, he does not laugh at Raizou. As the intense love scene of the tenants continues day after day, Raizou begins to like Kon more and more. At the same time, Kon is doing a secret "job" for clients that come to the house... The Love Destiny that you can't escape from by Yuki Shimizu commences now! Manga-type: Manga Written by: Shimizu Yuki Drawn by: Shimizu Yuki Published by: Shinshokan Group(s) Scanlating:GokuMew2, Peccatore Sanctuary, Petapepy, cpr34, lil kuma Status: Complete Completely Scanlated: No Completely Translated: No Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Mature, Smut, Supernatural, Tragedy, Yaoi Categories: Age-gap; Megane; Demons; Love Triangle Main Characters: Raizou, Kon Adaptation based on available: N/A Recommendations: Rules, Ze - Fan Book Read Ze Manga Online: Ze Download Ze Manga (MediaFire): Volume 1 Volume 2 Volume 3 Volume 4 Volume 5 Extra (2012) Please support the author by buying the book (Free Worldwide Delivery): For download reupload requests, please post here so the staff notices them. Note: Please only ask for re-upload if none of the download links work after checking ALL the pages of the thread. Thanks! YO Staff

Summary: Chris and Matt live a happy life till Matt decides to make their family bigger. A misunderstanding makes Chris to sign divorce, but Matt clears it off Status: Complete Sequel of Late From Work A Child's Divorce by Clove1 and assistance from KyAzrel The sky was clear, the clouds' embrace had opened and the dazzling rays of the sun bathed almost everything in a virulent canvas of color. Birds sang their melody and the breeze whistled and caressed like a gentle lover would. A ray of light passed against my face, warming it and waking me up at the same time. I blinked my eyes open to an empty bed, the smell of bacon and eggs being cooked wafting through my nose and silently alluring me to make the first movements that I did that day. Matt had promised me that breakfast. I slowly climbed out of bed, flushing slightly at my state of nakedness before grabbing fresh nearby clothes and putting them on. I headed out of our room and down the stairs, the smell of breakfast getting stronger with each step that I took. "Good morning, Matt." I said, jumping the last flight of stairs and landing perfectly into his arms, giving his cheek a kiss for his effort. I hopped down to the kitchen floor, licking my lips in excitement as I sat myself on a chair before pulling it closer towards the table. I ate quickly, as if my life depended on it and Matt silently giving me his winsome smile as he sat down opposite me and began eating too. "So Matt," I began, striking a conversation. "What are you going to be doing today?" Matt is the chairman of Netex Company, a new big company that already brought $200,000 of profit a day. And because of his position, everyday was always different. "We'll have a conference this morning but I'll be free the entire afternoon. So..." He replied, trailing off at the end of his sentence. "So, what?" I asked, interestedly. "Lately, you have had nothing to do while I'm at work." "I guess I have been a bit bored." I agreed. "And you have had no company to talk to as well." "Not true!" I denied adamantly. "I have Tiggy." The stuffed tiger that Matt had given me last month for our anniversary came to my mind and a small smile quirked up the edges of my lips. "Well this afternoon, I'm gonna adopt you someone for you to have a conversation with." Matt said, sighing and ignoring my words. "What!?" I screeched, too shocked to even move even as he finished his breakfast and gave me a kiss goodbye before leaving for his work. "But I don't want a child!" I screamed and silence only greeted me back. I collapsed to the floor just as my mind started to race on what I should do. Should I call Matt and tell him that I didn't want a child? But the problem was, I have no phone and I've never bothered to remember his number! Then maybe I could just tell him when he gets home. That couldn't work. The child would be with him when he got home. Mechanically, I picked myself up on the floor and headed out to get the mail, still silently thinking about a way out of the situation that I was in. I opened the mailbox and the letter atop the pile did not surprise me. They were divorce documents that my father sent every week. Ever since Matt and I got married, my father had not failed to send one of this documents to me. I have not told Matt about it and I was sure that he had no idea about it. Going back inside, I slowly laid the documents on top of the table and taking a chair for me to sit on as I stared at the compiled pieces of papers. An idea struck me and if I wanted to get out of the situation of being a parent, it was the only solution. Matt and I needed to have a divorce. The very idea was a painful one and even by just thinking about it, tears had started to roll down my cheeks. Spreading the papers in front of me, I slowly realized that tonight would be the night that I have never dreamed of. The night I was gonna say goodbye and that was gonna stay forever. Steadying myself, I grabbed a nearby pen just as I started reading the first page of the document, scribbling my signature on lines that needed them and silently bringing me closer to the end of me and Matt. It had taken me a few hours to finish signing the documents and by the time I was done, it was already two in the afternoon. I gave the papers a last glance before realizing that I have been crying the entire time, tear spots marring the general areas of the documents. I realized that what I did was foolish and overcome with that thought, I sped my way out of that room to get a bin and a shredder, a quick release to destroy the evidence of my weakness. The door opened and I hastened my steps back to the room, but I was too late. Matt was standing in the middle of the room, the documents in his hands and eyes moving through its writings. I froze, my gaze dropping to the floor as I waited for the explosion to happen. But it never arrived and as I looked up, Matt's usual bored expression greeted me. "It's not what it looks like. I swear!" I stammer out, fresh tears pouring down my cheeks. "You idiot." Matt replied. "You are only meant to sign some of the lines and not all of them." "What?" I asked, shocked at Matt's apparent disinterest. Matt did not reply. Just took the documents again before neatly tearing them into a couple of pieces. "Chris," He stated, smiling as if he had not just tore a signed document for a divorce. "It is time I introduce you to your new friend." He gave me a kiss on the cheek before he turned towards the living room and called out, "Rusty! Come on boy! Here Rusty!" "Rusty?" I asked slowly. "What kind of person's name is Rusty?" At my words, Matt burst into uncontrollable laughter, almost falling on himself at his apparent hilarity. "Matt tell me what is going on!?" I shouted, extremely annoyed. "So this is what all of this is about." Matt replied, calming himself down before bursting again in stifled laughter. "You really are an idiot." Turning towards the doorway, he confirmed exactly what was in my head the moment I saw the figure in it. Rusty was not the best name for a person, but it was a good name for a dog. And there, Rusty was a kelpie cross cattle dog. "Rusty.." I murmured under my breath. "Come here, boy." I cried, crouching and opening my arms as warm fur enveloped me. And I understood how lucky I was to have Matt. And Rusty too. The End

@hushbeans You're welcome, sweetie @robertita Wanna try this version, My Cherry????

thanks to @1978

@hushbeans That is the worst pick up line I've ever heard. ahahaha

@ruru01 why not try eating proper meals tofu? Nice @1978 it's like zagu My Butter.

@rainbowman yes, i always drinking water after eating :hamtaro-005 (5): but sometimes my tummy feels weird... i dont know why.. lol~~ I ate fried tofu now. this is better than the noodles.

@ruru01 drink many water dear. ._. too much noods isn't healthy.... and.. and. eat other foods ._.

@rainbowman my tummy feels weird... and always puke... :hamtaro-005 (8):

@1978 uhh I dunno xD mehehe maybe not... I havent seen it here My Butter~

@sarah316 Hahahahaha Yes!!!!!!!! Relax!!!!!!!!!

*_* yummy :Red_fox: @1978

My beloved told me I had to play Dragon Age some more in order for him to buy me the extension pack T.T! No fair... But he's right I need to get back into gaming. Do you hear me gaming world I will conquer you!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GRANDMA!! Please don't be stubborn anymore and drink your pills please ._. haha But whatever happens I will always be your little nurse I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MAMI (mami - what I call my grandma)

@ruru01 you should eat more than noodles. o_o I treat my grandma today. It's her birthday ^_^ We just finished eating her favorite burger, I know it isn't healthy, but my grandma's pretty much a strong woman, and it's her birthday, why not give her what she likes for today Later I plan to surprise her with a low-sugar cake. Haha and @1978 mushrooms again xD

I will say hello to everyone?

@Ventamus - Congratulations! @gin @manikong @Miharu.187 @rosebud1296 - Congrats to us too! @1978 @Saga and the rest - Thank You!

Me so horny EDIT: 61 posts, 61 credits :3

Congratualions @Ventamus @gin @rainbowman @manikong @Miharu.187 @rosebud1296 :hamtaro-005 (23):

@Tsetsua lol!~ ==edit== enough said yolo =w=)/ "YOLO, dude... YOLO..." yolo for what? it's not funny at all. Your life only once and you ruin it with that "yolo" things... really? :hamtaro-005 (21):

only eating noodles for 3 days... and my tummy feels weird now...

ha, @Akito... is that something u fell for? ermm okay... another stupid pick up line i have heard is: "Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!" im fairly certain anyone who say's this to someone is just gonna get laughed at

Well, I shouldn´t eat dinner this late... (11:50 pm) but I wasn´t hungry the whole evening.... So now I´m going to eat one of my favourite meals: Chicken sweet-and-sour. Yummy!! ^^

:hamtaro-005 (8):

Nothing, nothing..... Just come TO LOOK AROUND !!!!!

kyahhh.. i hope i made it in time.. T__T i was really busy at work.. but anyway.. here's my entry.. and a very simple one// colored using SAI and CS5.

Your card is: Blind Misdirection and secrets rule the day, today Your chances of sucess are vanishing - as is, only vanishing will lead you to success

@rainbowman My Cheese~~~~ Burger, wow Yes, yes, MUSHROOM , only 7 days for me ^^ My dessert......... ตะโก้เผือก ตะโก้แห้ว --- Tako Peauk Tako Haew

@1978 Thanks haha ^.^ My mom owns a nail salon so she paints them all the time ;d @Leslie_LC Thanks so much!! I'm soo happy to hear that because I'm very insecure about myself :hamtaro-005 (8): @ruru01 You look so pretty!! You look like one of my closest friends from school lol

@1978 Let's creat peririon! About NEVER ENDING SUNDAY!

-runs and hides-

Later, in about 1 hour, I plan on eating Chicken breaded Steaks, a small portion of mashed potatoes and a small portion of vegetables for my dinner

Mood: rabbit4 Status: motivated Location: At my workplace rabbit13 Y!M/***** status: offline Talking on Y!M/***** with: no one Eating: well, I had breakfast an hour ago (pretzel roll with salami) Drinking: soda Dressed in: it´s something between business and casual clothes Listening: to nothing Watching: the screen on my desktop Reading: these questions Thinking: I should go back to work now... ^^; Dating: Watanabe Daisuke.... hahaha.... joke.... of course no one Love: Hmmm.... I bet now you know the right answer ^^ Annoyed: about nothing at the moment Hate: intolerant people Missing: my dad sometimes (I´m out of touch with him since a few years T_T) Wanting: to travel to Japan next year Can't wait to: receive the DVD I ordered from Japan! Okay, I go back to work now.... ^^

Tomorrow I plan on being lazy and not do anything except browse the internet!

Type: Doujinshi Title: Living Daylights Series: K Project Author/Circle: SHINKAI/Miho Someya Pairing: Munakata Reishi/Suoh Mikoto Rating: NC-17 Language: English Description: This is a pre-canon story of the two men meeting for the first time at age 16. Get me here For download re-upload requests, post here so the staff notices them. Note: Please only ask for re-upload if none of the download links work after checking ALL the pages of the thread. Thanks! YO Staff

Name: 池玲文 [Ike Reibun] Birthday: Unknown Gender: F || Works || ≠ - Not Equal Ani no Hanashi Bi no Isu Bi no Kyouji [RAW] Choroize Jigoku Ginkaku Hakase to Marmot Hide and Seek Hinyari Rouka, Mangekyou Kanga na Spoon Kobi no Kyoujin Koiyami Archive Libre X Animate [anthology] No.99: Ningen Omocha Okutsukimura no Yukaisou Ore no Shita de Agake [antholoy] Tatsu no Otoshigo [RAW] Tsuki ni Ichido no Omeshi Agari Read online manga series by Ike Reibun