3ruri Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 after a session of steaming coupling, come out of the feather hut and notice the trail of golden eggs. Santa's husband cried, "The bunny!" and goes into panic. Seeing how worried his husband is, Santa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 immediately starts following the trail with his husband behind him calling out "bunny, bunny, where are you?!". Santa, in his thoughts, is thinking that once he catches the elf he will... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 pluck out all his eyebrows and stuck some feathers in his ass. How dare the elf make his husband upset! As they follow the trail, they come upon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 the elf on top of a hill shaking the bunny, now passed out, vigorously, demanding more gold. Santa's husband is so shocked at the sight he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 (edited) turns red in anger. "Why you little..." he marches towards the elf, snatches the bunny and holds it protectively in his arms then proceeds to... Edited January 10, 2021 by 3ruri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 watch Santa as he strips the elf of his pants and shoves the gold eggs up where the sun doesn't shine. The elf is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 unabashedly turned on having the eggs pushing their way inside him until Santa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 starts shaking him like he did to the poor bunny. This makes the eggs drop out of the elf who swears he will... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 start pooping back the gold eggs if Santa doesn't stop. Santa then keeps his promise to pluck the elf's eyebrows and once he is done... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 the elf is not only eyebrow-less but Santa made him hairless. Santa's husband is in his own little world happy that he got the bunny back when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 it wakes up and squeaks “mummy” when it sees Santa’s husband. Due to the shaking he experienced, the bunny is clearly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 disorientated. Santa's husband hugs the bunny closer to him then calls on Santa to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 leave the island and find somewhere else that is safer for them to raise the bunny. "I thought we are returning the bunny to easter island once it gives us something cute to raise?" Santa asks, wondering why his husband... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 has decided to keep it. Santa's husband holds the bunny in front of Santa's eyes. "It might be defective because it's been pooping out gold eggs. We should keep it instead because it is the cute thing we can raise." Despite what the husband says, Santa is against... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 breaking his promise. "We should go back and see if it's okay to keep him. His family might still be waiting." With that, they walk back to where they landed the sleigh. On their way back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 they see the elf that Santa had tortured in the slight, completely naked, and glaring at the both of them. He angrily demands... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 that Santa take responsibility of his now bald eyebrows. Santa's husband glares back at the elf and says... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 "They can grow back. Now get out of the sleigh before I throw you all the way back to the North Pole." Santa, shocked at seeing his husband's outburst, response by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 "You go babe! Show him what you got." Not wanting to face Santa's husband who acts like an angry mama bear, the elf... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 crawls out of the sleigh and starts running back to his hut. Santa's husband climbs into the sleigh with Santa then they go off back to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Easter Island to legally adopt the bunny. When they arrive, the whole island is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 in a panic. All the Easter bunnies are hopping around, seemingly without direction, because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 they ran out of chocolate for the chocolate eggs! A few of the bunnies approach the sleigh and squeaks, " squeek, squeek, squeaky, squeakkk" which translate to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 "We need more chocolate. Give us chocolate." Santa remembers the fake gold coins that were made out of chocolate from Clover island and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 tell the bunnies, "We will get them for you, but in return we would like to adopt this bunny." Santa's husband shows the bunny in his arms to the other Easter bunnies and they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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