YellowMelon Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 shakes his head. There's just no changing the elf. "Wait here." He closes the door on the elf then returns with a small pot of chocolate gold. "This is what the candy you brought is worth, so here." The perverted elf is about the argue for more but the Lumberjack appears, thanks the Leprechaun, and leaves with the pot and his hopefully-soon-to-be-husband. However, on their way back to their sleigh, the Leprechauns that were previously knocked out are now awake. This causes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 the elf to panic. “Quick, lets get moving!” He shoves the Lumberjack and jumps imto the sleigh. Unfortunately, his action results in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 the Lumberjack dropping their tiny pot of chocolate gold. It's too late to retrieve it. The Leprechauns have surrounded their sleigh, trying to climb in. The couple takes off and the perverted elf is stunned. "What went wrong?!" He demanded to know angrily. "Let's go to Easter Island! We are getting a bunny with or without chocolate!!!" And off they went to Easter Island where the bunnies were... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 still painting their chocolate eggs. When they land, the elder bunny asks once more, why they are there. The elf said, "I want to adopt the bunny!" but because of his attitude, no bunnies want to go with them. So, the elder bunny says, "You need attitude adjustment, for that, I would suggest you to go to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Howl." But the elf was not happy to be sent on another quest. "No, I want the bunny now! I am not going to another place! Hand. It. Over." The elder bunny immediately whapped the elf with his staff. "Get out." He ordered. The Lumberjack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 picks up his fiance and flings him over the shoulder. The elf struggles, but he throws him into the sleigh and got in. "Why did you do that?" asks the elf, pouting that they are leaving instead of taking a bunny with them. The Lumberjack replies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 "We won't be getting a bunny. You've shown to me how irresponsible you are. Let's just return to Santa and his family to thank them then leave." The Lumberjack gave a heavy sigh as the sleigh took off. The perverted elf put on a grumpy expression. "Do you even want to get married anymore?!" To which his boyfriend replied,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 "I want to, but do you really want to marry me or you just like the idea of marrying someone, doesn't matter who they are?" The Lumberjack rarely talks, but when he does, it is always something meaningful. The elf suddenly starts sobbing, telling his boyfriend that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crystald Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 he is just nervous and would like to have a nice relaxing cup of hot tea and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 a cuddle. The Lumberjack heads back home to Four Seasons Island and lands in front of Santa's front yard. Santa's husband, Felix comes out with Cotton in tow. Upon seeing the elf crying, Felix asks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 "I presume you didn't get the bunny?" The Lumberjack simply shakes his head. "This one," he put a hand on the elf's head, "Screwed up our changes." Felix simply shrugged. All of them pretty much predicted that. "So, what are you going to do now?" He asks. The perverted elf, through his snotty nose and wet eyes, says,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 "I still want to get married." Felix looks at the Lumberjack, one eyebrow slightly raised. Then Santa comes out and tells the couple, "I could still help you marry, but as payment, do you still have the,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowMelon Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 sleigh in perfect condition." The Lumberjack nods. "Yes, there's no damage. You can took a look at it yourself." Santa shakes his head. 'That's not necessary. I believe you." It showed some responsibility on the other couple's end even though they couldn't get the bunny. The elf... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 is still sobbing and mumbling that he wants a bunny. Felix responds, saying, "If you consider a serious attitude adjustment, they may give you a second chance. for now, why don't get used to being married first. You're not even sure you're going to stay together forever." The elf gasps at Santa's husband's statement, but the Lumberjack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crystald Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 just nods and thanks them before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ruri Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Santa stops them. "I will still help with marrying the two of you. Come back this afternoon." After that, Santa and Felix go to the pond behind their cabin where the ceremony will take place and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crystald Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 started prepping things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueotaku4l1fe Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Hours gone by, the two boys becoming impatient; wonder what's happened to Santa? Santa never returned and as a result the Perverted Elf ends up officiating their marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crystald Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 Everyone gathered at the beach for a late afternoon barbecue banquet to celebrate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueotaku4l1fe Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 Then out of the water, slowly Santa arised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crystald Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Nobody knew why that was but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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