Kvvy's PlotShop of Horrors

[Kveria]

{ welcome to kveria's plotshop of horrors }

 

It gets this name for a special reason, that being the list of rules that you must strictly adhere to, otherwise my bitch starts showing. Honestly I'm the sweetest, fluffiest little puffball in the word; I love to be stroked and petted and nuzzled, and most of the time I even purr. I'm not a neko though. Don't make that mistake. Just that I really get sick of certain things in RP that make it difficult for me to have a good time. So basically, if you think you can stick to these rules and have an interest in my plots, go for it; I'd be more than happy to RP with you.

 

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1. NO chatspeak. You must write your posts in legible English only. There are spell checkers all over the internet and in most word processors so it's not like this is difficult. I'm more understanding if English isn't your first language, but honestly there's no excuse. In addition, posts should be written in first or third person, past tense. For example, "I throw the ball at you." is not okay. This is second person, present tense. Instead, it should be, "Bob threw the ball at Fred." or "I threw the ball at Fred." Respectively, third and first person, past tense.

 

2. There is a minimum of ten sentences per post; that's one paragraph. No less. If you slack off, I'll slack off too. Then I get bored. You will be warned three times, and I don't want to hear any excuses like, "Oh, I suck! I can't think of anything. Why do you RP with me if I suck so bad?" Look. Right here. I'm getting sick of hearing this. If you can't think of anything now, I don't want a post until you CAN think of something. One paragraph of ten sentences, minimum.

 

3. Fetishes. No. I don't RP smut, first off. I'm fine with adding in the sexytimez to enhance a relationship, but any kinks that are extremely out there need to be run by me first. I can't count on both hands and feet how many times I'll be role-playing sex and my partner starts doing weird things like having his characters kiss my characters' toes, sprout random tentacles, flogging or whipping my character. This is NOT okay, unless it makes sense within the context of the RPG. For instance, if I'm playing one of my sweeter characters, and he's walking down a dark alley at midnight in a city that's known for high crime and violence rates, he can pretty much expect to be raped, in which case... well he's not going to like what's happening, so why does it matter? On that note, I generally don't like rape at all. Tentacles, as well, are never okay. NEVER. All fetishes will be discussed prior to intercourse with the characters.

 

4. I am not the only RPer in this plot. If you RP with me, you have to be able to take some control and make decisions for yourself, staying within the selected parameters of course. If I say it rains, you can't say it's snowing. If weather goes unspecified and your brain imagines it's snowing, by all means. I'm so lenient it's scary. If I create an NPC, for instance, my character's mother, and my character leaves yours alone with her, don't expect me to control her should your character decide to interact with her. You need to be creative and do these things on your own. Why? Because I can't write what Mom is doing at the same time that something important with Fred is happening in the bathroom. I CAN. I won't. You've got a choice. This goes hand in hand with Rule Two. Be creative and come up with something. If you can't then don't do it. All you have to keep in mind is the basic personality laid out for the NPC—if I say she's a bitch and doesn't approve of homosexuality, well... your gay character is probably not going to get along with her.

 

5. Keep it realistic. Everything within the set parameters of the universe. For this world, or that of a fandom, you should know what they are. If we use one of mine, detailed explanations will be given. Otherwise, we will make the decisions together on what the parameters are.

 

6. Don't ever control my character. Period. You can input things that your character thinks about my character, or something that would come in succession at the approximated time of your post. For instance, if Fred is chopping a cucumber at the counter, it's safe to assume he's going to peel it first; if he's already peeled it, maybe Bob is watching him chop the cucumber. It's not okay to say that he cuts himself chopping because the idea of Fred cutting himself and Bob being right there to take care of him is ideal and romantic. It's not okay to say that he's eating pieces of the cucumber as he goes, unless it's specifically said in his profile or in my post that he always does this kind of thing. Judgement is key.

 

7. No Mary Sues/Gary Stus or whiny ukes. No. And no nekos!

 

8. I do give warnings. Three, to be precise. After that, violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. My aim is really bad, so any survivors remaining after the second shot will be ignored.

 

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So every now and again I'll get ideas for new plots, but that's... really kind of rare. If I've got ideas, I'll post them, but for now, a list of pairings (listed dom/sub; though switches are always, always accepted) that I'm totally cool with and some of them (bold) that I'm craving. I never do the same plot with more than one person, and I won't reuse my characters unless their RP is over, too, so don't ask for plots that are already taken, please.

 

I enjoy many genres, from romance to horror, though I like to have elements of romance in all my plots. I love fantasy with different creatures—humanoid only, though, and NO furries. Don't be afraid to ask me questions on anything mentioned below; I don't bite. ^ ^

 

I know my rules said I don't do smut, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy my sexytimez, as long as they make sense with the storyline. As far as my kinks go, I'm down with light bondage, dirty talk, fellatio, restriction of movement, biting, light bloodplay, voyeurism, exhibitionism, incest (same generation only; ie. no father/son, uncle/nephew), S&M, masturbation, non-con, toys, and whatnot. I might add more later. Maybe.

 

Things I will not do: Feet, tentacles, beastiality, vore, anthro, spanking, flogging, whipping, slapping, punching, kicking, piss/scat, asphyxiation; and there's definitely more to come on this one.

 

Canon

UtaPri: Reiji/Ai; Camus/Ai; Tokiya/Otoya; Camus/Ren; Natsuki/Satsuki/Sho

Kuroshitsuji: Claude/Alois

Vampire Knight: Kaname/Zero; Yagari/Zero; Zero/Ichiru; Yagari/Kaien; Takuma/Senri; Kaname/Takuma

VOCALOID/UTAU: KAITO/Len; Gakupo/KAITO

Hetalia: Hong Kong/Iceland (using Humans names, Li Xiao Chun/Emil Steilsson)

 

Cross-Overs

Olimpus/Durarara!!: Apollo/Izaya; Izaya/Apollo

 

Original

Vampire/Vampire; Vampire/Demon; Demon/Vampire; Vampire/Human

Master/Slave; Prince/Prince; Prince/Servant; King/Captive Prince

Teacher/Student

Brother/Brother

Boyfriend/Boyfriend's Brother (le cheating o.o)

More to come; hang in there~