Funny stories including yaoi.

[BlueSinner]

So... found no thread like this.

I thought it'll be fun if we all will share our funny stories that include yaoi stuff.

Here I'll be first.

 

One day there was a girl at school, idk how the sudden yaoi talking subject has come in, she was like "what's yaoi?". And so I let her see some pictures from my phone.

And her reaction was like: I'M SO NEVER GONNA ASK YOU ANYTHING AGAIN.

Yeah, but after she wanted my phone again for photos.

I guess I just created another yaoi addict.

 

Now, I really wanna hear some your funny stories.

I bet ya'all have some.

[Sasunarufan13]

A year ago, I was waiting with two girls of my Japanese class outside until it was time to go to our next lesson. I had a couple of Junjou Romantica manga with me, because I had just gotten them and was reading them whenever I had a free moment. One of the girls had noticed me reading one of them and wanted to know what it was about.

I told her it was yaoi and she wanted to see how bad it was. So she grabbed one and opened it - right on an explicit scene XD

 

At first she was confused and thought one of them (Misaki) was a girl until I pointed out that he was really a guy. Then she became red in her face and quickly closed the manga, shoving it back to me XD

 

However since then she made it some kind of sport to see how many times she would succeed in opening a yaoi manga randomly on an explicit scene - so far she always managed to land on one, every time she opens one O_O LOL

 

Oh and another story occured when I was visiting an anime convention with one of my best friends. She knows that I like yaoi, but never really gave it any attention. At one particularly stand, I had found a box full with yaoi manga and I was looking through them, picking out the ones I didn't have yet. My friend offered to hold them for me while I was searching, so every time I found one I laid it on the pile in her arms.

I then went to pay and the saleswoman gave the package to my friend with a big smile on her face. Afterwards my friend told me that the saleswoman had apparently thought she was reading the yaoi manga, because she winked every time the pile grew bigger LOL Apparently the woman had never seen me adding the manga XD

Since then my best friend is wary when it comes to holding manga for me LOL

[FirstLife]

W-Well I have one.. *blushes lightly*

 

One day when I was in school, we had just had gym and I was In the boys looker room (Im a boy) well I had finished changing and was grabbing my bag when the manga I was currently reading fell out. It was Barefoot waltz. The "bad boy" in my class picked it up and asked me loudly if I read children's books and the others started laughing. Me being used to the teasing just sighed and said to him to open it and see for himself.

 

He just laughed and did as I said. He started to look and his face turned redder and redder.. Until he just said "Im sorry" and left.

He never bothered me after that..! *giggle*

[Noeli]

*laughing and enjoying herself here*

 

So I was going to open a thread like this but then I searched the forum to see if there was one and found so here I am.

I don't have a lot of yaoi moments (more shounen-ai) since my environment is ''different'' and it's not allowed due to circumstances.

Yet I'll be glad to share them just for entertainment seeing there is no risk here.

 

 

My very real yaoi moment was when I was on holiday's with my bf and we visited my family.

We went to Brazil and I asked if he wanted to tag along since he never went.

At first he was hesitant since he's not used to traveling and I would be paying everything (he hates it when I wear the pants in our relationship) but after I convinced him with good food/amazing places and of course a city there called ''Liberadade'' that can be compared with a small Japan town he said yes.

 

In our 2nd week there my cousin (which is gay and I know yet he doesn't know I know and hides it from everyone) he asked me & my bf to go out and we said yes. We took a cab and the moment we got out and stood in front of the disco my mouth dropped and I stared for a minute. By that time my cousin was already inside and my bf just standing next to me staring at me as if I was an alien. After he touched my face I ''came back'' to reality and looked at him with a painful face and asked if he didn't ''see it''. He asked what exactly still staring at me so I turned his head to the pub where everyone was standing. He asked if I meant the disco's name called ''Midnight'' I said no and told him to broaden his view. After 10 minutes standing outside and him looking painfully trying to figure what I meant I sighted, grabbed his hands and went in with him with the thought that he'll find out when we're in. 5 Minutes passed and nothing, 10 minutes passed and he's still the same... after 15 minutes I decided to show him so I looked around and saw a couple kissing. I quickly grabbed his head and turned it to the couple's way and said ''you are so blind''. He got shocked and asked what kind of place this is. I answered ''a wonderful and very loving place'' which he replied with ''and you noticed this the moment we got out''? I nodded and told him it's part of my job to notice things (not going into details about my job). Ps; it was a gay/lesbian disco. He asked why we were here and I told him to think cause I'm not going to tell him since it's obvious. (least for me I think it was...) He approves of gay people but he doesn't feel comfortable around them since he gets hit on a lot, so he wanted to leave but I told him we should stay since this is important for my cousin. So we stayed the whole night (from 00.00 till 05.00am) but we had a few problems.... Everyone thought my bf was gay and my cousin also (bf no, cousin yes) and me being a lesbian...so people were walking up to me asking about my cousin who was in the bathroom (cough) or far away or my bf who happened to be outside getting some fresh-air and me about what type I fall for and if I'm into threesome... I told them about my cousin what they wanted to know (helped him a bit you know -.o), told them I'm as straight as a person can be and my bf I told them to stay away since he's mine...yet no one believed me, laughed and said ''then why are you here?" I couldn't tell them it's because my cousin doesn't have the guts to tell me he's gay but rather show me it >_<... so i said can be here>

 

I am a very annoying person if you tell me I can't do something or you mess with my bf or me. I've been hit on a lot that night but I have my ways of keeping them far, until another approaches full of confidence... but I didn't get bothered much. So around 2am my bf got drunk (I made him drink a lot to get more comfortable since he wasn't) and it hit me... it was the wrong thing to do.... cause when he's drunk he's even more appealing and he literally got pulled by males from my own arm O_O (the courage >.>) I had enough by the time it was +/- 3am... so I went to the stage, stopped the band that was playing atm, apologized for that, grabbed the mic, pointed at my bf and said ''Will you all get your hands of my bf, he is hot/adorable and just over the top cute but he is MINE and if anyone what so ever dares to touch him again, I will not take responsibility for what will happen to you'' then apologized again for interrupting and gave the mic back to the band. After that no one even dared to look at him. Him being drunk and everything he didn't remember the night at all (lucky me

 

So that's my real yaoi moment, sorry for it being long but I couldn't shorten it anymore.

Don't mind the grammar -.o

& lemme know if you wish to hear more (if you found this one interesting I have more that are similar but shounen-ai)

[gin]

 

So we heard the boys talking about anime stuff. Then suddenly they started talking about boy's love and such. Yaoi is not a new thing for boys who likes manga's and anime but they DON'T READ IT, it's a taboo for them. Me and my friend was sitting in front of them but our ears were listening to them. Tch* such an eavesdropper we are.

 

So here's the convo...

 

So they were talking bout' Naruto's battle with Pein and they suddenly strayed at a weird topic. The root's basically the huge fanbase of NaruSasu. They were fussing about the disgusting images of the both of them.

 

"So Have you read that yaoi??" the other one charged at the topic. On the other hand, we're listening properly.

 

"that's bullshit and gross---"

 

"that's for gays..."

 

"disgusting as hell..." blah blah and their negative comments goes on....

 

Then all of them laughed at how foolish the topic was but halted all of a sudden...

 

"but the plot's good----" the other one suddenly added, he looked hesitant.

 

"yeah that junjou thing's funny hehehe--" the other one smiled wryly.

 

 

" agree with the plot---" the other one nodded.

 

"it's not that bad at all--er but I prefer girls,"

 

 

Then all of them laughed in a fake manner. And an awkward silence after that.

 

My gay friend and I had almost got choked by our own salivas. HAHA they're just shy to tell that they had pry inside that genre and finally found the courage to admit when one had already confessed.. LOL foolish boys.

[Ero Gaki]

Conversation with my BFF

@ mall

 

Me: wow, look at these lovey-dovey couples. Makes me jealous.

BFF: Yeah, i wish i have a boy friend already.

Me: Probably, it's because we're rotten girls (Fujoshis) that is why we have no time for those stuffs.

BFF: True. But i don't blame yaoi. I'd even trade Yaoi for my boyfriend.

 

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