Saga Posted February 29, 2016 Author Share Posted February 29, 2016 -laughing hard- .... I can't. XDDD. I just. XD. It totally made my day, XDDDD. So I was scrolling around the web when I bumped into that really short story. Initially the title caught my attention: "Today, I fucked up… by taking a dump when there was someone else in the bathroom, hiding in the shower." And so, here you go. Laugh your lungs out: "Let me begin by clarifying that I enjoy my privacy. I don’t like doing my dirty business with people around, even if they’re in the next room over. My ideal place for taking a dump would be in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, on a boat by myself with soundproof, bulletproof, completely opaque walls. Anyways, my neighbors were over at my house and they were playing games with my younger sister as children so often do. Unbeknownst to me, they were in the middle of playing a competitive round of hide-and-go seek. One of my neighbors was hiding in the bathroom shower when I just so happened to feel like cutting a brick. Initially, when I entered the bathroom and sat on the toilet, he said nothing. Not a peep. So I closed and locked the door, thus locking the two of us inside together. But just as my pooping session began, he jumped out of the shower and started screaming like his arms were just amputated or something. Then, I started screaming, both from the initial shock of seeing someone jump out of my shower screaming like this was some kind of “Psycho” remake, and because this kid was watching me shit. He ran towards the door while I was yelling at him, telling him to leave, but in his fervor to leave the scat party I was holding, he pulled to hard on the door he broke the bottom hinge, jamming the door. It’s not like I could just stop pooping in the middle, so the next minute or so was a mix of me screaming and pooping, and the kid screaming and nearly pooping as well. Now, I hate pooping in public even more than I did before the incident, and my neighbors don’t like coming over to play anymore." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gin Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. I just dieded. That story is totally fckd up. I would literally die if that happens to me. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saga Posted February 29, 2016 Author Share Posted February 29, 2016 I was literally laughing with voice. It's so awkwardly unreal XDDDDDD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukaXGAMErs Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. AHAHAHAHAH, OMO! That is really! GOOD! AHAHAH I kept laughing PFFTT! Now, I need to go to the bathroom XD (I mean seriously) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gin Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 hungry asf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss RED Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 I've been staring at my Wattpad's library for a while waiting for an updates -,- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gin Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. hey you've read that werewolf series (all it took was one look?) Or you know omertà perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodysadist Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. What the hell? XD Where do you find such stories? o.o XDDD And gosh, that's too awkward and unreal to be actually real. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KohakuShadow Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. , OMG, I totally needed to laugh like this. Thanks a lot. I could barely breath, and I actually had tears from laughing so much. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gin Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Crap, my eyesight is getting worse. And I really don't like wearing glasses in public. totally screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss RED Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I've read the werewolf series. I've got Omertà in my library though haven't read it yet. Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee-Tastic Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 What's that smell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gin Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. omerta's a nice story, Red if you're into the mafias and whatnot. LOL that were series is nice :') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukaXGAMErs Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I don't want to go to school tomorrow! My vacation! No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss RED Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 let's just say we pretty much have the same taste lol Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. Finally! Lucifer updated XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gin Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. blue moon series, maan I can't even count how many times I've reread that book. Yay! but I'm going to watch it tomorrow, yah know the suspense is killing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss RED Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Same. I'm gonna watch Lucifer after they updated the latest Shadowhunters episode today XD Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. - - - Updated - - - Plus, teasing me with He Tian as avatar is torturing my heart rofl Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodysadist Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Should I do it or not? I so want to. Ugh. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikako Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I need sugar :Angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukaXGAMErs Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I hope i'm not late for school today. 8 minutes left. Oh no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyssini Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Yay!! :Jumping around: Finally saved enough for Shiro Kaneki card!!! Good Job, Me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gin Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. Shadowhunters is life so i am going to watch it when it's completed. I would've chosen Kareno from Caste heaven but he tian well---lol is an awesome seme. Btw, i've seen an awesome en cosplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss RED Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 lol the devil sure knows how to play the piano. And what charming voice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KohakuShadow Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Yay, I get to sleep in a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teesie Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Damn am I sleepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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