Masaka Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Bread Loud music or soft music? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueNeon Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Loud music. Green river or pink ocean? (The hell?XD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deidara00 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 pink ocean ...i don't like it when a river's not clear. piranhas or sharks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie_LC Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Piranhas Asami or Fei Long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sue werner Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Asami~!! Sushi or Sashimi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miro Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Sushi Friend or lover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Friend....Sex friend. XD If in a lovely dark night, you were leaning against a bridge gazing at the ants-like-people down below you wondering whether you should jump there and smash the damn ''little animals'' or go home fast before doing something crazy. When, without any warning, a divine beauteous angel appears before you. With his long feathered wings spreading as he stands in the concrete bridge, he proudly declares that you were chosen by your unique personality traits, so you have the right of changing the world the way you want.... But. You have to accomplish ONE of the follow options.... -Murder a hated one or -Share with the less fortunate or -Have Sex with someone Remember that it was never specified exactly 'who', 'what' or 'when'. So you would.... Stop doing drugs or not stop doing drugs? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueNeon Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Friend....Sex friend. XD Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. , now that's the right attitude. xD A: Stop doing drugs. The operating room. Doctors. Why are you here? Bigger lips OR Bigger breasts(ladies)/p****(and gentlemen). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Oh yeah always going for the right attitude here lol Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. Definitely Bigger breasts(ladies)/p****(and gentlemen). They would increase the fun~-Perv me- XD Still in the operation room, you have an abstinence crisis, getting in despair, you grab a cutting knife and start to screaming to the doctors..."Why am I here....who are you!!" In the middle on a commotion, a friendly nurse comes and offers some weed to calm you down. After some minutes she almost inaudible, whispers "This is all a dream. You have to wake up sweet..." So you would say... "What the hell are you spitting b*tch?!" or "Oh...everything makes so much sense now...thank you...Come here...I bet if I cut something I can wake up.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueNeon Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. , one constructive way to effectively respond to a perv question. xD Not to mention its benefits. A: "What the hell are you spitting b*tch?!". Totally my style. xD Okay, since the doctors story got intense now... The manager of the hospital was informed that happens in the operating room. The situation requires his presence in the room. When he gets in, you're all agitated, moving with violence and force. He offers you two options as he can't talk to you in this condition. OR . *Note: No one tells you what they mean by "natural". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Oh yeah...Never forgetting the benefits Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. ; D Oh hell, taking a deep breath and trying to think like a 'normal sane' citizen, I would pick the sedatives. But I'm a curious bum by nature, even more if it's not specified what they meant by 'natural'. XD So. In the story it would turn out... You look startled at the doctor asking yourself whether everybody in the world went bananas already. Upon hearing the "We will calm you down using sedatives" you take a small glance at the sideways sharp needles and get even more desperate and out of control, "No! anything but more monsters.... " The doctor nods at the friendly nurse, it seems the weed is already taking its effect. "Well. Let's go for the natural methods then." The Doctor displays a sadistic smirks as pulls a rope before you. So you would... Scream your lungs off in hope for some sane person to save you or Casually ask what the Doctor is going to do with the rope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueNeon Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. , this is getting interesting. xD I'll go with the flow and casually ask what the doctor is going to do with the rope. No one tells you anything, but you can hear some nurses gossip in the corner of the room: . He suddenly ties your hands and, because of the weed, your escaping movements are worthless. Then, he says: "The client is the king, you have the right to choose. How would you prefer?... Gently OR Roughly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Tough question. @ Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. I like both, but I usually shameless say: ''Give me a hard roughly round Ma'am! '' XD Soo..... You glare at the Doctor expressionless. The drool starts to shameless appear together with a pair of lust eyes. You try to move but it's useless the man is very 'skilled' with the ropes. He only keeps staring at you as if was waiting for an answer as slowly unzip his pants. "Well. What's going to be?" A slightly blurry memory pass before your eyes... "This is all a dream. You have to wake up sweet..." You take a huge gulp and abruptly shouts. "I want the hard rough treatment Doctor!! Please ride me hard!!!" Well it surely made the man all riled up, he squeezes the knot on your hands and....prepares to thrust an instrument in you. Note: You can not see what he is about to thrust neither where is going to be. So would you.... Bit your tongue, hoping to wake up or wait as try to see what is the instrument? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueNeon Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. , seems like it wasn't a problem for you to choose. xD I guess I'll wait as try to see what is the instrument. Let the fun begin. xD Shaking your head a bit, you try again to make a mental construction of what's happening around you. You're lying on the the operating table. The doc is on the top of you. He got there the next moment you said . You can hear a zipper being unzipped, but you're not able to move your heard to see. Suddenly... ...you feel something inside you. What do you think it is? "Probably an examination instrument" OR "A banana" OR "Doctor's big and well-trained p****". XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Bonus!!I like more options Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. XD "Doctor's big and well-trained p****" that would be first guess! But I laughed my ass o*f thinking in a banana...XD And an examination instrument sounds good as well. So Since I like it all, it going to be... It hurts... When the horny man is about to move the unknown object...One of the nurses, a small sized, angelic faced woman, grabs his coat and shyly says."D-Doctor..I don't think a banana would be healthiest way to take care of the patient.." (XD!) She takes a fast glance as if was pitying you, but then, her features take a drastic change. She approaches the Doctor's ear and whispers something and give the man an examination instrument as contains some giggles. In that moment, a hard realization hits you. No way....it's a...yaoi fangirl!! The man look uninterested at the instrument, but his face enlightens as sudden idea comes. He abruptly takes his pants off and points the examination instrument as softly ask you. "So. Now that we came to this. Why should I 'examine' you with only one instrument? The more the better.'' His pupils are almost jumping from his corneas, he looks crazier than ever. Some light steps are heard outside. The small knife you used to threaten the nurses before is on a little table by your side. So you would.. Take this as last change to spit on the man's face or Ask if he is going to eat the banana. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueNeon Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Mother of George! Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. , I was reading with so much joy thinking that you chose , until I saw !!! XDDDD =)) ROFLMAOYSST (Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Yet Somehow Still Typing). Okay, back to business. A: Ask if he is going to eat the banana. xD The doctor laughs softly, then tells you: He opens the closet next to the table you're sitting on, where he secretly keeps his BDSM toys which he usually uses for his lunch-breaks. He takes few dildos, one duct tape roll, a whip and some other things you can't see. You can hear him saying: . Exactly at the moment when you wanted to reply, the fangirl-nurse screams out loud: What are you going to do? Let her join, so many dildos are too much for you OR the more, the better, invite all the rest of the operating crew OR tell her to leave the room, you want to keep the doc and his toys all for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Loool Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. ! Never saw it so 'large' () XD Oho~~with so many toys...I don't see why should I be soo greedy and keep all for myself xD So.... You're not sure if is the weed, the toys and dildos or the Doctor's huge d*ck slightly appearing under his coat, but you start to get in the mood. When you are about to reply about the banana, a little voice not so timid anymore is heard in the crowd. "LET ME JOIN!" Oho. You think as glance at the small but courageous woman, then you take a peek at the Doctor who doesn't seem so excited as the little one. With the corner of your mouth slowly rising you say "Sure, you should join." Looking at the man's grumpy face and getting even more excited, you loud declares "No. With only the three of us would be too boring! Let's make all the rest of of the operating crew join us!!!" You're now smiling ear to ear admiring the faces of the naively frightened nurses...When suddenly... Your arms throb in pain. "Ouch...Ah.." When you turn your head, you see a very furious Doctor glaring at you as fiercely holds a black sharp whip. With a scary psychopathic smile on his face, he mutters. "Well. Well. Well. We have a very bad behaved patient here, don't we?...This call for some....P-u-n-i-s-h-m-e-n-t." The steps outside are nearer now. Because of the heavy blow, your hands are free, and the knife is still on the same place. So you would say... "Oh Please, this is nothing. Give a harder blow!!" or "Heh.You little F*cker....Just wait until I get my hands on you..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueNeon Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. , and here I thought you'd be a little selfish. xD Altruism is in the air. This turned into a great story. Hearing these words, you can feel your heart pumping like crazy with exctiement. Something fun is going to happen and the thought of being punished in from of all the operating crew gives you shivers down your spine. A: "Oh Please, this is nothing. Give a harder blow!!" On the Doctor's face appeared a wicked smile and the courageous nurse started to undress herself. he commands to the nurse and she silently executes the order. Now you can't see anything, only feel that ... ... someone is sperading you legs with force. Someone else is softly choking you. Hundreds of hands move all over your body until one voice make then stop. As you hear the voice, you say: "Please, not that banana again!" OR "Ride me like a pony!" OR "OhMG, this it too exctiting! Touch me lower already." xD *Note: Your legs are still kept spreaded by the naked nurse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Altruist....I wonder, considering how many pair of hands I have all for me now @ Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. xD OMG. The banana returns! xD So time to spice things even more! XD ''Ah....'' You feel a pair of hands pressing your neck, The other is taking the last piece of the patient's robes, another one is forcefully opening your legs.. ''Enough preparation. Let me take care of this now." "Wait Doctor!! We didn't have enough fun yet.." The little voice comes from your legs direction, from the soft yet courageous tone, probably is the fangirl nurse from earlier. "Let's try this again..." Wait....Try what? Before you can even think logically, something is forcefully being pushed onto your mouth to the point you can't even breathe. "Mfmmm!!" "Does it taste good? Lick it ! Hey you come to take his legs, I will ride him!!!" The same woman happily yelps together with some loud encouragements and giggles. "Hey we need a picture of it!!" Someone shouts. You feel the strange shape of the thing in your mouth, it tastes very weird....It's....a banana? "Enough." A harsh voice is heard followed by a little scream. Your legs are free. "Get out. Now." An incessant chattering filled with complaints continues as the man tries to expel the nurses from the room. Taking this as an opportunity you move your head and takes the blindfold out. The first thing you see is the Doctor's huge instrument.... ''Oho?What are you gazing?" The crazy man, finally tired of all that useless blabbering takes the banana out from your mouth. "The game is on. I will ask one more time...." He smirks as if was enjoying each minute. ".....What do you want?" As slowly saying those words, the man puts between your legs some sort of dildo. You feel a strange tingle, a burning feeling makes you hornier. All the massaging hands from before were good....But not enough. Getting desperate you shout. "Ride me like a pony!" "You little.." The man abruptly grabs your buttock lifting you as thrusts his hard trained p****** inside. Throbbing with desire you can't see his figure anymore, the only thing in your mind is lust and lust alone. The steps from before are not heard anymore. Perhaps it was your own delusion all along. Then the door is slammed hard. Some figures appear before you and the Doctor. You see.. A: Policemen. B: "Slap doesn't hurt, if it's with love!!" Sadomasochism club. C:Aliens. XD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deidara00 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 woah xD i choose aliens. lol s or m ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenga Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 None. Assassin's Creed or Call of Duty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexia__ Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 COD its all about COD. wine or champagne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AobaxClear Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 No question about it...wine. Turtle or Rabbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenga Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Rabbit. DC or Vans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suida Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 None- Converse Vinly or CD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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