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Change a song lyric or movie line into something dirty (18+)


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Original Song Lyric:

‘Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar!

 

Altered:

‘Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna fuck me raaaww!

 

Original film line:

You had me at hello

 

Altered:

You had me at "fuck you".

 

They must fit in with the original line and context. Go crazy, kids.

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you’re gonna fuck me raaaww!

this right here made my night! XDDD

Hilarious! I love it!

 

 

Here's mine:

I wonder if it's too long. O.o

 

All of me

What would I do without your skilled mouth

sucking me in and then licking me out

Got my head spinning, no kidding

I can't pin you down

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Blink-182

The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley

We can live like Jack and Sally if we want

 

Skip some lines

Where are you, and i'm so sorry

I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight

My version

 

The unsuspecting raping of sucking in the valley

We can fuck like Jack and Sally if we want

 

Skip some lines

 

Where are you,i'm so horny

I cannot sleep, I cannot fap tonight

 

Hope it's not to much and that you like it

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Original Attack on Titan Opening, English vesion

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My version:

Our cocks won't be remembered

If we don't masturbate daily

I refuse my cock to go flaccid

Written off as bad as acid

Moan and fuck but you con't come semen

Seduce and plead but none will help you with reason

You don't need to be a slut anymore

Will you stop the rut and join the other ex-whores

Their are masters that live off of sex and pleasure

And they compete what slut's cocks are better

They'll try to fuck you after they drug you

Will you let them steal your virginity?

Channel your hard cock swelling with semen

Fighting the urge until you burst through

Deep in your cock there's no holding back

So make me moan and play with your ball sack

There is a urge to fuck every person

Burning semen that you can't extinguish

Your white semen dirties my tight hole

This is the moment for more.

 

I'm sorry, but I have Imagination overload:cuteonion41:

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G-Dragon Heartbreaker original

A yo! Finally! Is this what you've been waiting for?

brand new G.D! I'm all by myself.

But it is all good.

your my heart breaker

DJ and YG. Let me take this song here

I do not kneel anywhere, still useful and haven't died yet

My body was ruined because of you

My dream was destroyed, my mind is lost

If it is for you, I will fly my body

I will race to where you are

But you only wave and wave goodbye

You said you hate me, what's the reason?

Your confident expression reveals everything and saddens me

But I still like you and ask for another chance

I hate it that you have turned once and I hate your cold glare

 

My version

 

A yo finally! Is this dick what you've been thirsting for?

brand new G.D! I'm horny by myself.

But pussy is so good!

Your my cocksucker

DJ and YG. Let me fuck this bitch here

I do not fuck anywhere, still thrusting and haven't stopped yet

My dick is hard because of you

My cock is cumming, my mind is blank

If it's cumming in you, I will work my body

I will call where you are (sorry if it doesn't make sense couldn't think of something)

But you only shudder and wiggle them hips

You said fuck me, why you teasin?

Your confident moan reveals pleasure and hardens me

But I still came like you asked and kissed you hard this time

I thrust one more time your squeezing me tight and I cum once more inside

 

Hope this wasn't cliche or mediocre so enjoy and G-Dragon please don't hate meee's sorry oppa saranghae

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