Ain't Misbehavin' (~*~FaLlEn*SnOw~*~ X Charade) (18+)

[Charade]

Vince drove away, back to Club Lucky. He sat at the bar, and ordered some whiskey. "Jimmy, you gotta make sure Andrew knows that that kid ain't comin' in here ever again," he mumbled, slamming his drink.

 

"And why is that? You got beef with him or somethin'?" Jimmy asked, raising a brow.

 

"That's Lucas's nephew, dipshit," Vince growled, helping himself to another shot.

 

Jimmy stared wide eyed, mouth agape. "No foolin'?" he asked, beginning to laugh.

 

Vince grumbled to himself, throwing back several more shots of whiskey, while Jimmy laughed, completely forgetting to tell Andrew that Felix is not to be welcomed in. He stood up and went to the dance floor, grabbing some flapper by the waist and pulled her close. She laughed, and they danced for the next hour or so.

 

Vincenzo flopped down onto a booth, as the random flapper crawled next to him, wrapping his arms around him as she kissed the side of his face through drunken giggles. He wasn't really paying attention, he was just thinking about Felix, and he couldn't figure out why. He didn't even know what he was thinking about regarding Felix, he was just thinking about him. His smile, his carefree demeanor, all of it. It made him warm inside.

[~*~FaLlEn*SnOw~*~]

It was getting late, the sky was dark, the city lights lit up, and Felix was ready to go. He'd taken his shower, telling his uncle he was going to bed early cause he was tired from the train trip, and lays in his bed, waiting for the house to go silent. He was wearing the same outfit from before, but with a regular tie this time, and his hair was parted neatly, so that both his eyes could be seen.

 

After a while he hears his uncle going to his room, and within minutes, it was dead silent. Felix grins, and gets up from the bed, placing his hat on his head, and slides open the window, easing himself out and closing it again. Like a monkey, he scrambles down from the roof and was soon on the ground, heading in the direction of downtown, a huge grin on his lips, humming a tune as he walked.

 

Once downtown, he navigates the back alley ways, quite easily finding the way there, and waits a moment, hearing someone ahead of him, and listens to the password. Waiting a moment before moving again, he goes up to the door and knocks, smiling at the man who opened the door, and says the password when prompted, walking past when the man steps aside to let him in.

 

It was even more lively than before, and right away he notices something, it caught his eye immediately. Walking over, there was a table full of men playing poker, and as he approached, one man looks up. He noticed Felix eying the game, and grins. "You wanna join?" The man asks. "Sure. This shouldn't be too hard." He places a bit of money and a silver and gold pocket watch down, then sits down in a chair.

 

In little time at all, Felix had won two games, and was now on his third, a crowd forming around the table. A huge pile of money and other goodies was stacked next to him on the table. People were murmuring, or else talking rather loudly about what was going on, not believing a kid could be so good at gambling. Felix just grins, placing down his winning cards, and pulls his rewards towards him.

 

Jimmy walks over to where Vince was real quick, as the people from the bar had gone to see what the commotion was all about. "Heya Vince. I was told you should check that game out. Somethin' crazy is going on, something like a kid winning three poker games in a row or something like that. I dunno, but instead of sittin' here lookin' like you just got done with the gal of your dreams, get over there and see what's goin' on. Or should I say guy of your dreams?" He begins to laugh and returns to the bar.

[Charade]

Vince slammed another shot of whiskey, before pushing the flapper girl off of him, and walked, maybe staggered, towards the commotion, but not before shooting Jimmy a death glare. Some different girl grinned at him, tapping his shoulder, beckoning for him to lean down, which he did. She whispered something in his ear, and he shoved her away, saying, "Go on, get!" as if yelling at a raccoon.

 

He drunkenly observed the scene before him, when he noticed a familiar face. His eyes widened, as he pushed through the crowd. "What the hell did I tell ya about comin' back here?!" He hissed, towering above Felix, as he placed his hands on the back of the chair and leaned down so they were basically eye level. "Goddamnit, your uncle's gonna castrate me kid, and I wish I could say I was exaggeratin'."

[~*~FaLlEn*SnOw~*~]

"Oh, hello Vince. Mind not distractin' me, I'm kinda busy winnin' a game." He glances at the cards in his hands, shuffling them a bit, before placing a couple down, and adding a bit of money to the middle of table, before looking over at Vince directly, who was stooped down a bit had staring at him like Felix was crazy. "'N you never said nothin' 'bout me comin' back, you just said not to mention it to my uncle." He stated this matter of fact like, raising his forefinger in the air and everything.

 

"Besides old man, he don't even know I'm out here, so you'll get to keep yer balls and whatnot." He grins at Vince, that grin no one could resist, it was so cheesy, mischievous and goofy all rolled into one it was hilarious and adorable at the same time. A woman giggles at Felix's comment, and he shoots an award winning smile in her direction, making her blush.

 

Then he looks to Vince again. "But if you just gotta know why I'm here, it's t'have fun of course." He could smell the liquor on the taller male's breath. Raising an eyebrow, he pauses talking to Vince to take his turn, before continuing the conversation. "Besides, looks like you been havin' fun, why can't I?"

[Charade]

"Look," Vince said, his voice low, directly into Felix's ear, so that no one else could hear what he was saying. "You can go to any other speak in town, right? It's outta my hands, I get that. But ya can't be here, alright?" He sighed, they were getting nowhere slowly. Without another word, he wrapped his arms around Felix's waist and slung him over his shoulder, warranting a shout of protest from one of the gamblers, which was easily shut up with a quickly glare. He grabbed all of Felix's winnings as well, he'd give those back to him later, as he carried him to the bar, plopping him down on a stool.

 

"Dammit Jimmy, I told you not to let to let him in, but here he is, makin' a big ol' commotion," he complained, reaching over the bar for a bottle of whiskey.

 

Jimmy sighed. "Do you ever pay?"

 

Vince mocked his sigh. "Do you ever get your booze from anyone else?" Jimmy was about to say something back, but he was at lost for words. The brunette smirked, popping the bottle open. "Yeah, that's what I thought."

 

"That ain't the point though," he said, becoming serious once again. "The point is, this here is Lu--" "Hold that thought," Jimmy interrupted, as the bar phone began to ring.

 

"Hello?" he answered, with a grin on his face, that quickly faltered, his voice becoming serious and hushed. "I see. Yep. Mhmm. Okay, we'll be there immediately." He turned to Vince. "That was Dr. Simmons. Lucas's been shot."

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"Hey! What the hell you doin' Vince?!" Felix shouts as he was flung over the other male's shoulder, being pulled away from the game. He hits the stronger male in the back with his fists, but moments later he was plopped down onto a stool at the bar, his face bright red, and a exasperated expression in his eyes. He glares at Vince, pouting.

 

Crossing his arms over his chest, he watches as Vince gets a bottle from the counter. "Oi, butt face I was winnin' that there game an' you ruined it!" He was starting to get annoyed at Vince, it showed on his face, even though his cheeks were still burning bright red at being carried across the room over Vince's shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

 

He was about to say something else to Vince, but then notices that the bartender Jimmy got a serious look all of a sudden as he talked on the phone. Hanging up, the blonde guy looked to Vince. What he heard makes his eyes grow wide. "Wait, Lucas? My uncle Lucas? No way, there ain't no way, it's probably a different guy. I'm right, aren't I Vince?" Felix looks at the him, his eyes wide.

 

There was no way his uncle would get shot, right? He was a religious man, right with god, super holy and all that. So there wasn't a chance he'd get himself into a situation that would get himself shot...right? He stares hard at Vince, hoping that it was indeed some other Lucas that Jimmy was talking about.

[Charade]

Vince sighed, tossing his keys to Jimmy. "You're drivin'," he said, grabbing Felix's hand and pulling him out of the bar. Jimmy got into the driver's seat of Vince's 1926 Pontiac, and Vince sat in the backseat with Felix, subconsciously pulling an arm around the other. Whether it was to support himself or support Felix, he didn't think too much on.

 

"Jimmy, what the hell happened?" Vincenzo asked, leaning forward, not bothering to put his seat belt on. Not that he ever did.

 

"I don't know, they got no idea on who it was," Jimmy mumbled, concentrating on the road. "Doc said he was just walkin' through town, and then he got shot, right in the calf."

 

Vince raised an eyebrow, whoever it was must not have had a very good aim. "Is he gonna be okay?"

 

"He should be," Jimmy said, turning the corner. "He was out cold for a bit but Doc said he just woke up, and he's seem fine, internal wise at least."

 

With a sigh, Vince turned to face Felix, his eyes widening when he noticed he had his arm around the other. He quickly brought it back to his side, laughing nervously. "Sorry bout that... You alright, Felix?"

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Everything sounded like it was being muffled by cotton in his ears, as annoyance and anger began to boil inside of him when he wasn't answered, instead being pulled out of the bar, and towards Vince's car, let into the back seat, with Vince sitting next to him. He didn't even notice the arm around him, as he sat there, his breathing becoming less steady, his eyes flashing.

 

He didn't hear the conversation between Jimmy and Vince, the blood was pounding so hard and loud his ears at that point, and his teeth were gritting and grinding so loudly it was a surprise the other's didn't hear and ask what the noise was. His hands curl and uncurl in and out of fists, and the moment that Vince moves his arm from around him, and speaks to him, his fuse blows.

 

Felix shoves the other male away, his eyes flashing like fire crackers, his teeth bared as he began to yell. "NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT! YOU HEAR ME?! WHO THE HELL YOU TALKING ABOUT?! ANSWER ME DAMMIT, WAS IT MY UNCLE WHO GOT SHOT OR NOT YOU FUCKING BASTARDS FROM HELL!!! QUIT IGNORIN' ME!" His loud voice startled Jimmy, who swerved slightly, causing Felix to fall into Vince, only to have him shove the other away again.

 

He looked like a creature from hell at that point, albeit a very depressing one. Tears had begun to fall from his eyes, slowly making a trail down his cheeks. He had come to realize that the only Lucas that Vince had ever mentioned was his uncle. Even if it hadn't been a fatal shot, it was still his uncle who had gotten shot. He brings a fist back, chest heaving, breathing hard from his nose.

[Charade]

Vince stared, wide eyed, at Felix's reaction, before pulling the other into a tight hug. One hand held Felix's head against his chest, and the other grabbed his waist, pulling him onto his lap. "Come on now... Don't cry, he's gonna be okay, right?" He took Felix's face in both of his hands and tilted it up, looking down into his eyes. "If there's one thing I know about your uncle Lucas, it's that he's one tough son of a gun... He ain't goin' down that easy, trust me." He gave his best reassuring smile. The truth was, he was 99.9% positive that Lucas would make it. He wasn't gonna tell Felix that the man had survived worse, but could at least speak with confidence.

 

"You just gotta calm down, you're gettin' yourself all worked up, and I guarantee you that when we get there, he's gonna be awake and happy to see you." He smiled again, leaning down to kiss Felix's forehead. He wasn't even thinking about his taboo attraction to the other male at the moment, he was just trying to comfort him, because seeing Felix so upset was gonna kill him.

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His eyes widen when he was pulled into a hug by Vince, his hands still curled into fists. He was numb, all he felt was that uncontrollable fury boiling beneath his skin, even as the tears slid down his face. Felix didn't even notice the fact he was sitting in the other's lap, or that his face was being cradled by Vince's hands. He breathes heavily, his heart pounding widely in his chest.

 

Taking gulps of air, and swallowing lots of spit, he tries to calm down. So it was his uncle who'd been shot. He felt to blame, no doubt the other had woken up and went I to his room seeing the bed empty and gone out looking for him. His mind begins to churn, and his face twists up in misery as he felt more and more guilt piling on him. Biting his lip, he closes his eyes a bit when Vince kisses his forehead.

 

It reminded him of something his mother had done when he was younger, and couldn't control his anger. Actually, this whole situation, Vince pulling him into his lap, hugging him, it all was things she'd done. That's why, even though his hands remained in fists, even though his blood was still boiling, he didn't lash out anymore, or scream at the top of his lungs. The rage began to settle, becoming closed up inside him again, locked away...for now. He leans limply against Vince, his head resting on the other's chest; that outburst had drained his energy.

 

Jimmy glances back at them, then to Vince, before looking ahead at the road. "You think he's gonna be okay?" Jimmy asks, being careful so his voice wasn't loud to set Felix off again.

[Charade]

"Let's hope so," Vince sighed, moving so that his legs were up on the seat, and Felix was still in his lap. He wrapped his arms tight around the other's waist, burying his face in the crook of his neck. "I know he's gonna be okay, Felix, please just trust me on this, okay?" He rolled his head over so the side of his face was leaning on Felix's shoulder, looking up at the other with a smile.

 

Jimmy pulled into the hospital parking lot, stopping the car. "Are you ready?" Vince asked, gently nudging Felix. It was already well dark outside, and the inside of the car was lit only by the moon and streetlights. He had to admit, the way they shined on Felix's face, made him sort of look like an angel. He quickly pushed those thoughts to the back of his mind, though, knowing that now was not the time.

[~*~FaLlEn*SnOw~*~]

Felix had been close to falling asleep laying against Vince's chest, his consciousness finally slowing, and his body calming completely down, his breathing normal, his heart rate normal, everything, normal. His eye lids began to close, but just as they began to make that journey to cover his eyes, he was nudged awake by Vince. He forces his eyes open again, and looks around.

 

When he realized where they were, and realized how he was positioned, his face turns red, but quickly fades away to it's original color. He was just way too tired to stay embarrassed about such trivial things. Rubbing his eyes, he moves off of Vince's lap, and sits on the seat, yawning. "Yeah...I'm ready..." he mutters, opening the car door and getting g out, the cool night air waking him up a bit more.

 

He waits for the other two to get but of the car, and lets them lead, oblivious to the fact that Jimmy kept looking back at him, as if waiting for some kind if time bomb to go off,and he explodes again. As they walked up to and into the hospital, Felix leans lightly against Vince, using the taller make as a support to stand up and walk. He yawns again, sighing softly as he exhales.

[Charade]

Vincenzo draped one of his arms over Felix's shoulder, returning any dirty look they got ten-fold. He followed Jimmy up a flight of stairs and down to the hall, to the second door on the right. Jimmy inhaled heavily, then opened the door, walking in, with Vince following behind, leading Felix.

 

Lucas laid in the hospital bed, his blood stained pants were folded in a corner, and he was draped in a thin, white blanket. Dr. Simmons sat next to him, and the two chatted and laughed, as if nothing had happened.

 

"See?" Vince said with a gentle smile, nudging Felix. "I told you he'd be okay." Although a small part of him was terrified that he was. He knew that Lucas would wanna know why Felix was with Vince and Jimmy, even though their visit for the day had long ended. He also knew that lying would be pointless, and was ready to face the man's wrath.

[~*~FaLlEn*SnOw~*~]

They enter into the hospital room, and to Felix's relief, his uncle was, indeed, perfectly fine. He sighs, his shoulders slumping gently, a tired smile on his face. "Uncle, you're okay. Boy am I glad." He steps forward, stumbling slightly from his fatigue. His uncle looks up, and to Felix's surprise, looked at him with just as much relief as he felt. However, the look he gave Vince and Jimmy was far from kind.

 

"Felix, I'm glad you are okay. But next time you do something like that, I'm gonna tan your hide raw." Felix lowers his head, shame faced.

 

He looks to the others now, fury glowering in his eyes. "And you! What the hell is he doing with you, huh?!? Explain yourselves!" Felix was about to explain, but Lucas cuts him off mid-sentence with a gesture of his hand, and he backs away, looking from Vince to Jimmy to his uncle, then back at Vince. This was very different than the uncle he'd heard about, never before had he been told that his uncle had a temper. Or could look so dangerous even while sitting in a hospital bed.

[Charade]

"Well, uh, y'see, uh..." Vince laughed nervously, rubbing the back of the neck. He knew that he would be in trouble no matter what, and he really didn't wanna rat Felix out, especially since it was his first day in the city. Either way, Vince and Jimmy were both fucked, but he knew there was a way to get Felix out of this. "See, I uh, told Felix that you said he could come with me again tonight, 'cause I'm sorta stupid like that, and then I brought him to the speak, 'cause don't forget, I'm stupid, when Jimmy got the phone call and we came rushin' over here..." He smiled half-heartedly, well hell, it was worth a shot.

 

"Vince, what the hell are ya--OW!" Jimmy cried in pain, as Vince, on the sly, of course, punched the other in the nuts, still offering his most convincing 'I couldn't help it, I'm stupid' smile to Lucas.

[~*~FaLlEn*SnOw~*~]

As Vince began to talk, Felix knew right away that the other was trying to keep him out of trouble. He stays silent, and could see the fury grow on his uncle's face. He takes a step back, focusing on Jimmy who looked in awful pain, wondering why, not having seen Vince punch him in the balls.

 

"You're damn right you're stupid! Stupid to think I'd fall for a lame ass story like that one! I can't believe you'd tell Felix such a thing, making him sneak out! I'm disappointed in both of you! Your lucky I can't stand, ya pathetic excuses for humans! I oughta slap the stupid out of both of you! And Jimmy, stop whining and stand up straight!" He glowers at both of them, then clears his throat. It was obvious he'd fallen for some of the story anyways.

 

"Stupid as you both may be..." he clears his throat again. "You mentioned the speakeasy right? Well, about that..."

 

Felix was resting against the wall, his eyes beginning to close again, no longer paying attention to the conversation between his uncle, Vince, and Jimmy.

 

(Can you play as uncle lucas for this part?)

[Charade]

Vince nodded while Lucas yelled at them, having grown used to it, while Jimmy cringed every so often. The brunette raised a brow when Lucas brought up the speakeasy.

 

"Because of my... condition," Lucas sneered, gesturing to his leg. "I won't be able to properly run the speak for the next few weeks, maybe even the rest of the summer. So, as much as it pains me to leave you with the responsibility, Leoni, I'm gonna need you to take over for a bit."

 

Vince nodded, grinning slightly. "However," Lucas said quickly, holding a hand up. "Because I don't trust you and that temper of yours, and, since he already knows about the speak anyways, Felix is gonna help you out, because, well... let's face it, I seen the way you look at him, I don't know why or how, but that kid seems to have some sort of control over you." He chuckled, completely oblivious to the fact that Vince saw the man's nephew as a little more than just a friend.

 

"You think you can manage that, Felix?" Lucas asked, glancing over at his nephew. Vince looked at him as well, with an eager smile on his face. Jimmy pouted, squeezing his knees together in fear of another attack.

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At the mention of his name, Felix's eyes fly open, and he stands at full attention, however a moments passed and he begins to wobble slightly where he was standing. From what he'd heard, he was being asked to help take care of the speakeasy with Vince. His eyes grow wide, and he looks from his Uncle, to Vince, then back to his Uncle again. He'd seen the eagerness in Vince's smile as both his uncle and he had looked at him.

 

"Um, I dunno how well I'll do, but...I'll try my best!" He smiles at his uncle, who gets a satisfied expression on his face. Felix looks over at Jimmy, who was pouting, and for some reason pressing his knees together. He says nothing, and looks to his uncle who had spoken up again.

 

"Now then get on outta here, I need my rest so I can heal fast enough to take back the speak before it gets destroyed." He then looks at Vince. "For now until I can get back to my house, Felix is going to have to stay with you and Jimmy at your place." He saw the look on Jimmy's face, and grins a sly grin. "Don't worry, Felix is a small guy, so he shouldn't take up too much space." He looks away. "Now then, get going!"

[Charade]

Vince smiled, holding back the urge to wrap his arm around Felix again, as they went back to his car. As Jimmy was about to unlock the door, Vince snatched the keys from him, and got in the driver's seat. Jimmy got in the passenger's, leaving a spot for Felix in the back.

 

"So, do you need us to stop by your uncle's real quick so you can get your stuff?" Vince asked, pulling out of the hospital, remembering that Lucas kept a spare key hidden in a potted plant. "And that cat of yours?"

 

"Well wait a second, where's he gonna sleep?" Jimmy asked, looking at Vince.

 

"I dunno. I figured he could sleep in my bed an' I'll take the couch," Vince said, then looked at Felix in the rear-view mirror. "That sound good to you, kid?"

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Felix climbs into the back seat, not really caring at that point. He looked dead on his feet by that point, it was taking all his effort to even keep his eyes open. He looks towards Vince, who was asking him if he'd want to stop by his uncle's house to get some of his things.

 

He shrugs. "Sure." When Tricks was mentioned, he nods. "Yea we can get her." His responses showed how exhausted he was, there wasn't any of his usual spunk in them. He yawns widely, before flopping onto his side, laying down across the back seat of the car, his legs hanging off the edge, so as not to get the seat dirty with his shoes.

 

Normally he would have downright refused to accept sleeping in another man's bed and making the original owner sleep on the couch, but those thoughts didn't cross his mind as Vince asked if it was okay if he used Vince's bed. His eyes were about to close, but he looks up to glance at the mirror, seeing Vince looking back at him using the rear view mirror.

 

Felix just shrugs again. "I don't care, old man." Even in his tired state he still called Vince the self proclaimed nick name of 'old man' in response to being called 'kid'. All he wanted to do was change his clothes, and go to bed. Eventually he dozes off, the movements of the car equal in part to his exhaustion making him fall asleep. He breathes softly through partly separated lips, his long eyelashes brushing gently against his cheeks, and his hat falling off making his hair fall into his face a bit.

 

Jimmy glances back at him, and then looks to Vince. For a moment he was quiet, wanting to make absolute sure that Felix was asleep before speaking up. "So, question. You gotta thing for him or no? Is this the 'Fiona' you were tellin' me about?" He raises an eyebrow, a grin growing on his face. "But I gotta admit Vince, he's a big step from your usual type." He glances back at Felix again.

[Charade]

"I swear on everythin' that is good and holy, Jimmy, if you don't wipe that smug smirk off your face, I'll do it for you," Vince growled, glaring at Jimmy out of the corner of his eye as he drove towards Lucas's house. "I told ya once and I'll tell ya again -- I ain't into dudes." It was partially true, anyways. Never once had Vince checked out a random guy on the street. That being said, he hadn't been checking out any ladies either since he met Felix, and the opportunity's arisen plenty.

 

He pulled into Lucas's driveway and got out, quickly running inside, up to the room Felix had been staying in. He looked around for a second, imaging Felix sitting on the bed, bored as all hell, but he quickly shook those thoughts out of his mind, as he grabbing Felix's luggage and searched for the cat. Once he had finally grabbed it, he picked it up, holding it against his chest as he ran back outside, praying it wouldn't attack him.

 

He hurried towards his car and set the bags down, opening the back seat to slip Tricks in, then moving to the trunk to toss in Felix's bags, as he got back in the car, and drove towards his own house, completely ignoring Jimmy the entire way.

 

Once they arrived, he and Jimmy both got out. Jimmy grabbed the cat and luggage, and Vince scooped the sleeping Felix up bridal style, carrying him into his apartment, and laying him down on his bed, thinking for a minute about what he should do. He grabbed the other's suitcase, and pulled out a pair of pajamas, bringing them back to Felix, as he began to strip the other down to his underwear, slowly and carefully so he wouldn't wake him, then dressed him in his pajamas. He moved him into a more comfortable position, then pulled the blankets over him, as he went to the corner of the room and changed into a pair of sleeping pants, before heading to the couch to sleep.

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As he was being moved, Felix didn't stir once, only when his clothes were being changed did he make any sign of life, barely opening his eyes, but after a moment, they close again. Sighing he turns onto his side, curling up into the fetal position, and Tricks jumps onto the bed, curling up near his chest, slipping beneath his arm to be close to her best friend, purring as she settles down.

 

Sighing softly, he smiles a bit, unconsciously nuzzling his cat. Today had been one crazy day, that was for sure. But every moment had been worth living, and that was the best kind of day one could ever have. He'd met amazing people, had awesome food, and went to probably the coolest place ever. Though he could have done without his uncle getting shot, but if he hadn't, then things wouldn't have turned out the way they had.

 

It was about quarter past one in the morning when Felix's stomach gurgles loudly. At first nothing happens, Felix stirring a bit in his sleep but that was it. However, a few minutes pass, and it growls again, and Felix opens his eyes slowly, taking in the scene of a room he didn't recognize, and a bed that wasn't one he'd seen before. He wasn't at his uncle's, but Tricks was there too. Then, as his stomach complains even louder, he remembered what had happened, and guessed he was in Vince's and Jimmy's place.

 

Quietly he gets up from the bed, tiptoeing across the room to open the door, and looks around. He slips out into the tiny hall, and makes his way down it, ending up in the front room, seeing the couch, and Vince laying on it, asleep. As silently as a shadow, he slips past, trying his hardest not to wake the men up, since he knew Jimmy was somewhere in the house as well.

 

Reaching the kitchen, he begins to look around, moving quietly, until something behind him makes him jump, and turn around quickly. Jimmy was standing in a corner, eating a sand which, an amused grin on his face at Felix's reaction. Felix hadn't spotted him yet, though, and he speaks up. "Hey there short stuff, whatcha doin?" Felix screams, whirling around and accidentally slips, falling on to his butt, and hitting his head against the counter. Jimmy cracks up laughing, but his laughter turns to cries of pain as Felix got up and kicked him straight in the crotch.

[Charade]

Vince laid sprawled out on the couch, a small, throw blanket covering most of him, except for part of his face, when the commotion in the kitchen made him dart up, fully awake. "Jesus Christ!" he yelled, when he heard Jimmy's loud cries of pain. Realizing it was only his idiot roommate, he stood up and stretched, yawning loudly. He wore nothing more than a pair of sleeping pants that hung low on his hips, leaving very little to the imagination.

 

"Goddamnit Jimmy, what the hell are ya doin'?" he sleepily slurred, leaning against the kitchen's door frame, rubbing his eyes. "If you woke me up with your bitchin' and moanin', I can only imagine that Felix is scared shitless, what with your whinin'." He yawned again, when he looked over to see the blonde, obviously the culprit of the cracking of Jimmy's nuts.

 

"Well speak of the devil," he said, a sleepy smile on his face. "He didn't give ya too much trouble, did he?"

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Felix glowers at Jimmy, and Jimmy just cradles himself, moaning over and over. Wincing, Jimmy looks over at Vince, who had appeared in the doorway. "Hey, I was just mindin' my own business when this kid here came sneakin' in and I..." he shuts up, pouting, knowing that even if he explained, Vince wouldn't listen. However, when Vince asked Felix if Jimmy had gave him any trouble, he speaks up again. "Hey hey, that there ain't fair, he's the one who went causin' ME trouble! What is with you two and aimin' for my nuts?!"

 

"Well maybe if ya hadn't laughed at me, I wouldn't have had a reason to kick ya there, huh?" Felix retorts, looking over at Vince, speaking as he turned to face him. "All I was tryin' t o get was somethin' to eat and holy Jesus, put some clothes on!" He slaps his hand over his eyes, having seen Vince properly, and his lack of any proper covering. His cheeks were faintly red, and after a moment, his forefinger slides up a bit so he could peek at Vince with one eye.

 

Jimmy cracks up laughing, but without even blinking or looking over at him, Felix makes a sideways kick towards him, silencing his laughter and making him double over in pain. "You guys are evil!" Jimmy groans, tears in his eyes. Felix ignores him, paying attention to only Vince. "Now I gotta gouge my eyes out, I've seen it all. I hope the good lord can forgive me when I get to heaven." He grins, then lowers his hand. "But really, lack of clothing aside, I'm hungry as hell."

 

 

 

[Charade]

Vince hooked his thumb around the elastic waistband of his pants, smirking slightly. "Oh trust me, kid," he said, looking right into Felix's eyes. "You ain't seen nothin' yet." He grinned and laughed, walking over to the cabinets and reaching right over Felix's head, too tired to realize he was pressing his bare chest against the other, as he grabbed a box of cereal, pulling it down. "Besides, it ain't nothin' you haven't seen before"

 

"Now I hope you ain't too picky, business has been sorta slow lately so we don't got much to eat," he said, grabbing the milk from the fridge and a bowl from the cabinet, pouring the milk and cereal, then putting a spoon in it, handing it to Felix. "Now please don't kick him no more, it's awfully hard to sleep with his whinin' about his precious family jewels." He smirked over at Jimmy, who scowled and made a move to punch Vincezo where it his, but the brunette quickly blocked it, kneeing the other's hand away.

 

"Jimmy I swear on everythin' that is good and holy, you better sleep with one eye open," he said with a wink, before walking back to the couch. "Now get some rest, both of you!" he yelled, collapsing back down on the couch, almost immediately passing out again.