Yaoi Paddles

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Back in my day, I wanted a Yaoi paddle. Why? Well because I wanted to smack some butts with it. Yeah. Fun stuff for like young kids who were weebos and didn't know personal space with strangers. Though uh now I want a Yaoi paddle because I want one. I don't necessarily wanna smack some stranger booty with it but I just want it. Maybe lightly smack some friend's butts just for little bit. Nothing too intense...

 

However I recently read a story about this one person (Let's call them "X" ) who would harshly smack "Y's" butt at one convention. They would smack Y's so hard that even if it missed their butt, it would hit their thighs. Ouchie.

 

So what do you think about Yaoi paddles? I think they're nice but shouldn't be used against people that do not want to have their butts harshly violated by a paddle. I think they should be used lightly and as jokes with good friends. Ya know what I'm saying?