The Other Half of the Moon [InkompleteWish & Raychu ;Private;]

[Raychu]

 

 

 

Name: Muuhee (Muh-hee) Yten (Yee-ten) (Alien); Mikio Adachi (Human)

Nickname(s): Mu, Mushi (Moo-She), Miki

Age: 300 (Moon); 25 (Human)

Species: Venutarian; Alien

Height: 5ft 5in

Birthday: September 23

Sexuality: Unknown to the concept of sexuality

 

Hair Color: Orangish brown

Eye Color: Bright red

Extra: He wears a necklace to hold his human form. If the necklace were to be removed his skin would turn close to a pale yellow, his hair would how white and his eyes would become a lot darker red. He'd have white lines running on his skin and his ears would become extremely pointed.

 

Personality: Curious, naïve, outgoing, open-minded, boisterous, loud, and clingy.

Likes: Bugs, sweets, coloring, games, learning, and being near humans.

Dislikes: Cats, water, loud sounds, driving his spaceship, silence, fire, and taking baths.

Occupation: None

 

Bio: Muuhee was always spacy, which was an unknown thing for his kind. Usually they kept a straight face and had no emotions, but Muuhee developed emotions that did not exist in his mind. He would read on the humans, examining them. He learned how to imitate them, but he never truly felt the same emotions like other Venutarians did. He just copied how they would act. He hates cats because they natudally dislike his kind. He's warm-blooded, but he sometimes can be burning to the touch. If left in a cold room for a long while he would freeze without producing much heat. He always felt so pressured by his own kind that he would use humans as an escape route.

 

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Muuhee stumbled away from the spaceship that was smoking behind him. This was one of the worst mistakes he's ever made, and he's made many. In a way to imitate his beloved humans he tried to act rebellious, driving his family's spaceship without permission. He was never good at the control of the pad, it always read by the focus you had on driving. He was doing fine until he started to think about life on Earth, then it spiralled out of control from there, literally. This was going to have him banished to the under path for sure. They would reteach him the responsibilities of their world and how he needed to behave. Muuhee was surprised he didn't get sent down earlier, but that was a matter for later. Right now, he needed to find a way to return home. Everything could be dealt with then. Step one, get off the foreign planet. Step two, try and make caretakers understand. Step three, never do this again.

 

Muuhee pulled up the transformation necklace he wore, it was the only thing given to him by his caretakers. This is what humans would consider a present, his kind considered it convenient to pass unwanted belongings to their offspring. You could never consider a given instrument sentimental because that's not how it was. You just accepted it, passing it on to the later offspring in your life. He pressed a button on the back, feeling his body change dramatically. He touched the new formed glasses on his face, frowning. They were extremely uncomfortable. His hair changed from white to a whole new color, staring intently that the pieces that fell on his glasses. He was still in his tight white spacesuit, feeling it push against the new frame he took on. The body was uncomfortable but it'd have to do until he returned. Muuhee saw the form of the boy in a magazine he had obtained through trades. It was the only only he scanned with the necklace. He couldn't walk around in his true form, that wouldn't turn out so great. "Hello, my name Mikio," he spoke clearly, testing the vocal chords he had been given by the little machine. He didn't practice speaking human language, his sentences a bit rusty. He'd have a hard time understanding people but he'd try his best, it was his only option if he wanted to get back home.

 

Muuhee continued to mumble out phrases he had learned, many of them not coming out the way he thought they should. He was pacing around the crashed landing area, trying to get used to his legs, wobbling every now and then. His planets gravity wasn't as profound as Earth's gravity. He never had to walk anyway, they had invented many technologies to carry his kind around faster. This world was so new for him to be in, it was strange. His ears picked up a soft crunching on the ground. Muuhee whipped his head around, seeing a human in view. He had to squint to make out the looks, the human eyes not as good as his own. "Who is there? Who... are you?" he shouted. He felt tense and cautious of the approaching human, unknowing to how he would react. The alien was in front of a crashed spaceship, that was extremely strange. He turned completely to face the human, holding up his hands as in a stopping motion. "Stay. Stay," he spoke to the human like a dog, unsure of the words that needed to be spoken. "Go? Go!" He was getting mixed up in which word meant which.

[InkompleteWish]

 

Name:

Krios Nagami

 

Age:

28 years

 

Occupation:

Worker in an Animal Shelter

 

Personality and Bio:

Due to his occupation he always has a cheerful air around him. His facial expression might not show it but he is a happy person. He loves his work and is really dedicated. He does not have any special skills and is your usual "normal" human being. He is living alone and usually doesn't have many human interactions except his co-workers. He doesn't mind the solitude and has rather animals around him than other humans. Animals are far easier to understand and they show their emotions freely. But even then he acts polite around others. In high school he was a bit brutish and some habits might have stuck. For example his after-work-smoke before he leaves for his little apartment or his habit for fighting those that asks for it. But give him a puppy and he will coo over it. So a tough front but a soft heart.

 

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Saturday, the day where most people where already enjoying their weekend. Not for Krios Nagami. Though he should have a free day he didn’t. All because he got called in at 4 AM to work. A real emergency case……normally you only had 1 or 2 small ones in a week and that was usually already much. The police apparently apprehended a group of animal smugglers and the poor puppies were in a really bad shape. Obviously after hearing about it, even in his sleep ridden mind, he instantly agreed to help. But obviously after getting ripped out of his sleep and working a 6 day in a week.

 

After finally finishing work, the young man decided to go shopping for groceries too. After today, his boss „urged“ him to take a paid vacation. Even if today had been a bit hard, Krios loved his job and was in some way a workaholic. So for the next week he was free to do what he wanted. So after work he went to the local supermarket. His own apartment was right out of the town in a quiet neighbourhood and close to the local forest. In fact, the forest started right after the hill behind his house. It was the house from his late parents that died in a car crash when he was 16 years old. With no other family to speak of except his grandmother, he inherited the house and lived in it ever since.

 

After getting everything he would need for one week (since he was too lazy to go again during the week) he made his way back to his house. It was now already night, a gaze at his watch told him it was 9 PM. Not long and he stood before his entrance door. After getting in and putting all of his purchased items away, the ground started rumbling and a loud sound was heard. Out of fear of an earthquake, Krios dove under his dinner table. It didn’t take long for things to calm down again though. „Not an earthquake……a….crash? It came from behind the hill in the forest…“ he mumbled and since he was as curious as well as dumb he grabbed a nearby kitchen knife (hey not everyone had a weapon okay?) and a flashlight and trekked towards the forest.

 

Not long and he heard voices….no, just one voice and it was mumbling. And was that……..an UFO behind him?! The hell?! //Okay, don’t panic, today was a hard day. Maybe I am just hallucinating and it’s just a wrecked car…// Krios thought to himself uneasily. But….why was the other right in front of it……was he an alien?! Trying to get a grasp of the situation, the young men took a few steps forward and accidently alerted the other male. But….his reaction wasn’t what he was expecting. It was like…..he was talking to an animal. „Uhm. I don’t know what you want….I am not here to“ and here his gaze shifted back towards his kitchen knife „hurt you…I guess.“ he finished and tried to hind the knife behind his back to not startle the other. Whatever just happened, it wouldn’t do him any good to freak out. It would be best to hear the other out first…..if Krios didn’t die before that. He didn’t know if the other was hostile after all.

[Raychu]

Muuhee felt a thumping noise in his chest, was this what humans called fear? The knife reflected the light illuminating from the flashlight, the alien immediately looking to see what it was. It was an object that looked sharp and harmful. When the mysterious boy hid it behind his back, Muuhee felt threatened. The ginger hissed like a cat at the boy, taking a few steps backwards. He didn't fully understand what the other had said when it spoke. Muuhee knew the word hurt, so he assumed that meant the human was going to harm the alien with the pointy object hidden behind his back. He felt like he was going to be sick, his stomach turning every which way. He just wanted the mysterious boy to leave. He continued to walk backards until he hit hit his back against the hard metal of the ship. He was trapped. He was too weak to try and run, he didn't even have himself functioning properly yet.

 

Muuhee felt something wet coming from his eyes, and running down his face. He tried to wipe it away but something just kept flowing out. He felt terrified of the human in front of him, he never thought humans were this intimidating as a kind. He was alone to face everything by himself. He wanted to return home to his caretakers, he wanted to be back in his world. He wanted to admire humans from afar, not be near them. They were said to be a violent race that would capture him and contain him in plastic tubes. He didn't want to be kept on Earth, he was scared this boy was going to lock him up for alien testing. "Don't hurt, please don't hurt. Don't want testing done. Please," he said through his hiccups as he continued to weep. He never felt this emotion, he never felt wet things coming from his eyes, what was this to the humans?

 

Muuhee slid down against the ship, continuing to cry. He didn't know how to stop, he just knew that he was feeling scared. That's he only emotion he knew he was feeling. He didn't know he felt alone, sorrow, or guilt from his actions. Humans held so many feelings he didn't know, he just imitated them, unsure of what they really were. But now he wasn't copying them, these were real. He didn't like having the human feelings, he wanted to return to feeling numb like on his planet. The humans were scary creatures, how could they handle such strong emotions day in and day out? He was so vulnerable in front of the boy, he felt paralyzed. He was in no position to defend himself, he was lost. Why did he make such a stupid mistake, now he's here without any clue how to survive.

 

"Go. Leave I alone," he mumbled through his deep breaths as the tears started to stop. His vision was still blurry from the tears in his eyes, but the form of the human had not once left. It had stayed where it was, just watching the vulnerable alien. Muuhee hugged his knees and started to shake from the cold air that swallowed him. His stomach grumbled, he felt weak, pains stabbing his stomach. Not only did he feel new emotions, but what were these called? He had never read up on these kinds of things. His body was reacting to everything, he felt so weak and powerless. How could he live without knowing the proper human lifestyle. "Shoo!" he shouted when he looked, seeing the boy move closer once more.

[InkompleteWish]

Carefully he eyed the other and tried to make sense of the situation. //Did I fall asleep? No can’t be, I might be tired from working but not that tired to think up something like this…// he reasoned with himself. Whatever happened, it seemed like Krios Nagami was a victim of an outer-space experience. Well…..but how do you act if you are in such a predicament? Well whatever you should do, you should probably throw your weapon away if the reactions of the other are telling him something. God, that hissing startled him and when he started to cry too! The jumbled words that he could understand from the other told him that he was probably even more scared than himself. Though Krios wouldn’t hurt him if the other didn’t attack. But apparently the “alien”, since he was sure the other was one, hadn’t understood him when he said he wouldn’t hurt him.

 

“Well, there goes my last line of defence.” Krios mumbled to himself and showed the alien the knife before throwing it as far away as he could while not making to rash movements. Now, weapon less, the other might not see him as a threat. The other felt threatened by him so it wouldn’t do good to get to close so he took a slow step forward only to take it back after getting shouted at. For a while he was thinking how to go about it. The shelter worker was kind-hearted so he couldn’t bring himself to leave the alien alone. Who know if he would even survive alone and if he did if someone else finds him and sells him to a lab. No, he couldn’t leave so he needs to gets the others trust. Deciding on his next course of action he sat down. Yes, he just sat down a good few feet away from the alien and did…..nothing. Like literally. Since apparently every action he did was startling the other he decided to not act at all. //I wonder if he will get closer later if I don’t do anything. I wonder if he is curious. And I also wonder if I will die with doing this….*sigh*// he thought, glancing at the night sky only to look back at the other. Maybe he could try talking like the alien, maybe he will understand. “Not hurt you. Safe.” god, he felt like an idiot talking like this.

[Raychu]

Muuhee wiped the rest of the tears from his face, steadying his breathing. He blinked out the rest of the tears, his vision clearing. He saw the knife being thrown off, his eyes following it until it hit the ground. He looked back at the other, he was sitting down now. The alien felt much more calm than he was before, this hostility leaving him. He was a lot more reassured when the other said he would not hurt he alien. Though it was not a signed treaty, words were enough to put him at ease. He felt his body relax from the stiff board that had become his body out of fear. He nodded his head, showing he understood the other. He knew human gestures more than he knew the words, they were hard to sound out and and say properly. He hated how he had to use unknown vocal cords, words didn't come naturally to him.

 

The distance was closed between the two as the alien decided to crawl closer to Krios until they were only inches apart. He leaned his head in close, studying the other in every asleep he could. That mean sight, touch, smell, and taste. His kind usually would taste each other as a greeting, or if they were "intimate" as humans would say. He took a huge whiff of the boy, finding there wasn't much to use as information. The alien boy pulled himself back, pursing him lips, his eyebrows furrowing from confusion. Humans scent was so weird, it barely even existed to the air. Or that could've just been his nose wasn't as strong as it was before, he couldn't tell. Still, humans were so weird in general. It was odd they didn't lick each other, it was normal for his kind to use that, sometimes as a greeting if you were "intimate", as the humans would say.

 

"Name. Say it," he spoke in a demanding tone. He didn't know what was a question from a demand, his kind never questioned anything. Humans were so silly that they needed to question every little thing in life. Just give up and go with the flow, answers come sooner or later. He reached his hands out, touching the boys cheeks to gain more intel. The boy's skin was soft and smooth, with a few little bumps here and there. "I'm Mikio," he hummed. He wouldn't dare break the secret of his actual name being known. He didn't take his hands on, feelings his fingers on the lips. He could've just felt his own, but he saw this as much better. It was weird to touch himself, other people he was fine with. He pulled his hands away, smiling. He leaned in, closing the gap between them, licking the other's cheek.

[InkompleteWish]

He eyed the other, wondering what the alien would do. Today has really been a long day and it would only get longer apparently. They couldn’t stay here to long, someone else probably hear the crash too and were going to have a look. Krios couldn’t do anything about the space car/ship but he could get the alien away from prying eyes. Now that he got this far, he would do everything in his measly power that he could do so the alien could either live on earth or get back to his people. There would either be a lot of problems or an advantage to it. No use thinking about it now. According to the movements of the other, he was less frightened now. Krios still decided to not do a lot of movement and let the other do his thing. As long as the alien didn’t have any superpowers, Krios would be able to defend himself with his fists anyway.

 

The alien got closer, a bit too close for comfort actually. And now he started sniffing him….today was really a weird day. Sure, he was used to animals sniffing on him in the shelter but they weren’t really up close to his face to do that usually. But no matter how much discomfort he felt, he let the other do. The alien looked just like a human so Krios didn’t see the need to do some exploration himself. He wondered if that was the other’s true form. After sniffing came touching and a demand being uttered. The alien gave his name and wanted his in return. So he did possess some common courtesy. With a short answer he spoke “Krios Nagami”. “Why on earth? Curiosity?” he asked the other, feeling the need to know a bit more about the alien. If it was due to a mission he didn’t even want to know. Who knows what aliens think about after all. Krios didn’t want to get abducted. //Shit, hopefully I didn’t get myself into a bad position.// he thought about it. Maybe the other was send here to collect a human so they can test on him or something. Or maybe he watched too many movies.

 

But he drew the line when the other licked him on the cheek. He couldn’t stop himself from shifting away from that. Sniffing and touching was okay (as long as they didn’t go to the wrong places) but licking was over the top when you looked like another human. “No licking please.” He mumbled after sitting a bit away from the other again. “Not safe here, you able to go home? To space?” he said, trying again to get the other to understand what he intended to ask. They needed to leave soon and the alien didn’t seem as scared as before. Though he wanted the other to come along willingly.

[Raychu]

Muuhee nodded eagerly upon hearing the name, but when he attempted to say it, it didn't want to come out. "Kri... Kri," he mumbled so softly. "Kri!" He laughed, deciding that's what he would call the other in substitute for having problems with saying his actual name. It shouldn't have been much of a problem to form the vowels and sounds but he couldn't seem to grasp onto the last part easily, his tongue failing him. When he is able to form the entire name properly then he would stop using the small nickname he gave to the other, knowing it might be a bother to him. He kept humming out "Kri" over and over again, excited with the nickname he created.

 

Upon being asked if he could return home or not, he frowned. He shook his head no, figuring out the words he could use to answer the other with. That's when he realized the other asked another question, why earth. He didn't exactly pick this place to crash land, he just ended up crashing into a world that he was amazed with. "Didn't want earth. Accident," he spoke the words softly, wondering if he even used the right ones. "Home? Home not space. Home in space. Cannot return. Unable. Can't call, help." If he could properly speak out what he was trying to say it would be more like "My home is not space, it is in space. I can't return, unable to call for help." He really did try to make sense, but he himself barely knew what he was saying. He was just going with the flow on what he said, hoping it would make sense to the human in front of him.

 

When Krios decided to move away, Muuhee followed like a dog. He said no licking, he never said the closeness the alien initiated was a problem. This time he made sure to leave no space between them, a large smile on his face. He grabbed the human's hand, pressing his own against to compare sizes. He was in awe to find his was smaller than the man's, quite thinner too. After he finished comparing sizes, he made the man's fingers go to the alien's lips, seeing how it felt to be touched by another. No different, having his lips touched was still ticklish even if it was by another hand. He made the hand touch his cheek next, leaning into the heat that was being emitted from the hand. He realized how cold his body was when he felt the heat against his cheek, his body starting to shake violently.

 

That was when any space between him and Krios was broken. He crawled into the man's lap, pressing himself against the warm body. "Cold, dying, cold," was all he could get out. He was going to die if he stayed out in the cold any longer. He wrapped his arms arms Krios, not willing to let go, letting himself be warmed up by the other. It was amazing how warm the man was, compared to how cold Muuhee was in mere seconds. He sighed in relief as his own body started to warm up from being pressed against Krios', that didn't mean he was going to move. He stayed there, snuggling into the warmth like a child would a blanket. He closed his eyes, just taking in the warmth from the other. His breathing slowed, feeling himself drift off into an unfamiliar state of sleep.

[InkompleteWish]

Well look at that. Krios rarely found anyone that was as happy about small things like the alien. He started laughing and chanting the nickname. Well, “Kri” would have to do for now. Krios was used to not be called by his name anyway. As sad as it sounded, he didn’t have any real friends so he was usually called by his surname. So for now he can live with the nickname the other gave him. Besides, the alien seemed really happy. Mikio, though he doubted that was the alien’s real name, tried explaining to him why he was on earth and how he couldn’t get back to his home. //Okay, so he crash-landed on accident and has no way to call for help. That’s gonna be tricky…// he mulled over the things he knew. But even if Mikio could live with him, how the hell was he expected to get back where he came from if he can’t call help? “Any way home besides calling for help? Repairing maybe?” he mumbled, not really asking the other. Even if the alien possessed the skills for it, there won’t be any materials on earth for him to work with (maybe).

 

But he couldn’t think long about it, there was still an alien trying to get far too close for comfort. Krios held back on the urge to draw his hand away. It was just weird if the other was looking like a human. But as long as it was just “innocent” curiosity it was okay he guessed it still didn’t make it less awkward. The little “barrier” Krios tried to create though shattered yet again when the other sat in his lap and practically bear-hugged him. A shiver went through his body when he felt just how cold the other was. Due to the excitement, etc. he wasn’t able to feel the cold as much but now he noticed just how cold the night is. But before he could even voice his opinion on changing the location, he felt the other relax and breathe slowly, a sign that the other was asleep. Well great, now he had a cold and sleeping alien sitting on his lap.

 

He tried standing up without waking the other, carrying him bridal style. It was a bit of a heavy lift but Krios made it and started to track back home. The space car has to stay here for now. Maybe a good night’s rest would do both of them some good. After a little while he finally arrived, his arms feeling like jelly. It wasn’t like the other is heavy but today was a long day and even before this whole event he was spend so he ungracefully opened the door and gently laid the alien on top of his sofa. Now he just has to get him a spare blanket and pillow and then he would also go to sleep. He just didn’t have the energy to deal with anything else today.

[Raychu]

Muuhee was out cold, sleeping peacefully until he awoke with his body shaking violently once more. He pushed the blanket off of him, seeing as if provided no warmth for him. He started to walk around the home, looking for a heat source. He went into the kitchen, awed by everything that in there, but he still found no heat. He went into the bathroom, getting in the tub and turning on the water. He squeaked at how cold it was and how wet he got, jumping out of the tub, leaving it running. He shook his hair, getting the water out of it, before returning to his search to find heat. His body was slowly shutting down, needing to be warmed up fast before he died. That was not a way the alien intended to go out. He would go out like a brave warrior in the books he read, determined to find somewhere that was hot.

 

The alien continued to wander around the home until he accidentally opened a door that happened to be a bedroom. He lit up seeing Krios was in there sleeping. He was quite warm earlier, was he just as warm now? The bed was extremely small to fit two people on there but that wouldn't stop Muuhee from seeing if the man was just as warm as earlier. He crawled on the bed, malign his way under the covers, his wet suit still dripping with the water from the shower. He decided to quickly remove it, throwing it on the ground. He wasn't completely nude, he still had a type of under garment, what humans would call underwear. He snuggled against Krio to find he was just as warm as the first time. He hugged the man, nuzzling his face into the heat, sighing in relief as the shaking stopped. He closed his eyes once more, falling back asleep.

 

When the morning came and the sun was barely peeking through, Muuhee was up and ready to roll. He started to shake Krios in an attempt to wake him up, his stomach grumbling loudly from wanting to be fed. Pain was shooting through his stomach, not having been fed in a day. "Kri! Hungry! Kri!" He kept repeating those two words over and over. He was tired of trying to be nice about waking the other up, shoving him off the bed with a thud. The alien got up, going into one of the dressers and pulling bout a long sleeve shirt. He put it on, having a bit of troubles in the beginning with finding with hole was was supposed to put his head through. He got it on after attempting different sleeves, finding it was very large on him. He was fine with the largeness, happy it would keep him warm. He looked back at Krios to find him awake, smiling widely.

[InkompleteWish]

Krios didn’t snore, nor did he much a lot in his sleep. The night was uneventful. At least for one human. As many problems as there might be, Krios was a rather heavy sleeper. He probably wouldn’t notice if someone decided to break in or if something else happened. So he didn’t notice his door opening as well as the steps getting closer. Nor the rustling of fabric and the body slipping in next to him. He just unconsciously released a rumble and tried to regain his warmth back after it was stolen from him by the alien. Even through the shirt he still wore, he could feel the cold but after a while both of them fell into slumber.

 

In the morning he vaguely felt the other shaking him and calling his name. His mind was still muddled, at least until his back hit the unforgiving ground of his bedroom. With a start he sat up and franticly looked around. His eyes found the alien and the happenings from yesterday flashed in his mind. //Right. Alien….Urgh.// he thought and watched the other. After the other took one of his shirts, he couldn’t say anything since he practically adopted the alien at this point, Krios remembered his own dirty self. Rumbled clothing still from yesterday, bed hair and hunger gnawing at his insides. “Good Morning. I will make food, patience.” he said, remembering to speak in easy sentences so the other could understand.

 

After standing up and grabbing some spare clothing he made his way to the bathroom only to find the water running. With a jolt he bolted towards it and turned it off. Apparently the alien was exploring in the night. Only now did he notice that the other probably slept in his bed. “Well, as long as nothing bad happens….” he mumbled, meaning more than just one thing. Running water isn’t appreciated but as long as it wasn’t plugged, the damage was manageable. Krios didn’t want to think how his house would look like if everything was underwater because one alien was too curious. Anyway, his main point was to take a bath, he probably still smelt like animals from work yesterday. So he started getting the bathroom ready. He had to remember to lock the door however, didn’t want the alien to bring him into more uncomfortable situations. Krios will need to talk with it; there are some rules in the human world after all. But for now: a bath and then breakfast.

[Raychu]

Muuhee only heard the statement of Krios making him food, not the part about patience though. That word meant nothing to his kind. He was taught if he wanted something he would get it when he wanted it. The other left him alone when the alien wasn't looking, whipping his head around frantically when he realized he was alone. The alien walked out, click to the bathroom door that he heard the running water from. Putting his ear against the door, he could hear soft footsteps of Krios. He tapped and scratched at the door like a puppy would when its owner left. He stayed there doing the same movements for awhile before leaving to go off exploring again. He was hungry, if Krios wouldn't feed him, then he would feed himself. He didn't have this thing called patience, he knew he was hungry so he needed food. That's it, simple. So he needed to survive and gain the needed food and nutrients. He wouldn't wait, he was done waiting.

 

One thing Krios would learn real quick is not to leave the alien alone unattended in new places. He walked around the kitchen, opening cabinet doors. He tried to reach for the pots and pants, grabbing one and pulling them all out at once, causing them to fall with the loud clanging of metal. Next he went into the fridge, pulling out the eggs, pulling them out of the container and smashing them on the counter. After he had smashed most of the eggs, he pulled out the milk. He opened it up, drinking from it, only to cause it to fall on himself and the ground. He set that on the counter and went to the sink, turning on the hot water. He felt his hand under it, splashing it on his face, loving the heat. He left it on as he continued to look around the kitchen. Opening another cabinet, he found a cereal box. Grabbing it, he opened it up, grabbing a handful of the mysterious food and stuffing it in his mouth. He nodded in approval, walking to the living room after he finished his mess making.

 

He sat on the couch from where he was originally sleeping. He saw a remote and grabbed it, tapping all the buttons until a weird electronic device flipped on, showing something with cats. He hated cats. He changed the channel when he pressed random numbers, the show changing to something with romance. He stared in awe as he watched the a man and a woman kissing and holding hands. Was this what humans considered being intimate? He stuffed more cereal in his mouth before intertwining his fingers together, trying it out for himself. It was weird, why was this fun to humans? It was silly. He continued to watch, stuffing more of the food in his mouth. Romance for humans was so weird, what were they even doing?