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Please refer to my

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list for a quick gist of what I am like, and what I am looking for. It would save us both precious time and possible grief.

 

Default information aside, a forenote is that I have seen a lot of characters that exhausted my optimism for an enriched roleplay experience. You can still use them, as I am guilty of incorporating these archetypes in my roleplays as well (half of them inevitable when we need more drama, after all). Just be aware that I have seen enough to spin my own 1001 Arabian Nights about my firsthand experiences. They are unwelcome only when the narration is bland and linear, really.

 

The clichéd tropes are:

 

• Jerkass with a Heart of Gold, or The Villain You Can't Hate
   
  ^{"They can be rough around the edges and will not restrain with harsh comments, sometimes even antagonising others, vain too, but deep down they are kind to a fault. Despite how hateful they come off as, they are a loyal comrade worthy of tolerance, if not outright admiration."
   
  "He slaughtered a dozen victims, and it was later found that he was mentally unstable with the constant stream of flashbacks after his rejection by a love interest, who turned him down cruelly. Those people made fun of the exact same attribute his love interest was spurning, and so he taught them a lesson the hard way. He was ... hurting."}
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• Let's All Be Friends!
   
  ^{"Please, stop fighting! Now stop ignoring one another. We should air the laundry and invite harmony into our lives. Can't everyone just get along? I want to see world peace ..."}
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• Emotionally Constipated, Fit for the Stereotypical Role
   
  ^{"Imagine a stuffy-collared profession notoriously known for uptight workers. I am such as well, in spades. In fact, it has been speculated that I skipped childhood and was born with 눈_눈 on my face."}
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• Death Spared Me, Survive with Guilt
   
  ^{"Something or some corporation massacred my people and I managed to escape death by a hair's breadth. As the only survivor, I need to avenge for my late family and fellow kins. Otherwise, I shouldn't have made it out alive. The way I live now is a form of punishment for being the only lucky one."}
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• Antisocial Butterfly
   
  ^{"I don't know why people keep flocking to me even though I have been a douchebag to them all the damn time. Maybe I'm actually some protagonist with an inherent magnet in my personality ... somewhere, somehow. I hate everyone but those oddballs just adore me."}
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• A Parent Died So It Changed Me Irredeemably
   
  ^{"I was a great kid, a happy child. My parents were proud of me, the neighbours loved me to bits. Then my mom died. I hated my father for not doing more to save her. I hated my neighbours for having a complete family. I couldn't cope with the loss, so I took the devil's hand and went downhill from there."}
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• Perfection and a Dollop of Quirk
   
  ^{"Anything I pick up, I'm just a born talent for it. Minimal effort at worst. I am not a Sue, darn you. I'm clumsy too! And stubborn! And gullible! I can't lick my elbows! See? *accidentally trips and kisses you*"}
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• Fearsome Badass, Fearsome Temper
   
  ^{"I am a master of weapons and a renowned disciple of mixed martial arts. Do not piss m- DID YOU JUST ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME? Cower, you moron. I guarantee you will soon forget how you ever urinated without a straw."}
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Apparently, I'm even more of a degenerate than my boyfriend who claims to be one. (He scored "Budding" for my

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. Mine tallied to "Ripe". On some days I can be pretty "Rotten".) That means I can be up for "almost anything" if my mood gives my muse the greenlight. But let's be frank here: are you comfortable indulging in extreme kinks with a stranger? (I know I won't be!)

 

It still depends if we feel safe in our communication; just because I don't veto it, doesn't mean I am immediately okay with it ... with you. So we'll need to talk beforehand. Please.

 

My squick list mostly involves surreal physique (contortionism, penetration from anus through mouth, etc), permanent body modifications (mutilation, branding, etc), and germ-potent fluids (like poop, snot or cum mixed with, say, mold). I'm okay with urine though, so y'all watersports and omorashi enthusiasts can hit me up.

 

"But, wait! I don't smut."

 

Depends on the plot, really. I sure as hell would weird myself out to jam in a steamy romping out of the blue! (In fact, writing partner's consent is Word of God to me.) If it is a very erotic plot to begin with ... well, it makes no sense to skip these juicy opportunities. For me anyway. Maybe try another idea?

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➟ Catfished!

 

^{Based on the MTV reality show, "Catfish", drawing elements of several online dating sites, namely OKCupid and Tinder. This is purely fictional; there is no real "spinoff".}

 

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On the Internet, a "catfish" is a person who creates fake personal profiles on social media sites using someone else's pictures and false biographical information to pretend to be someone else other than themselves. These "catfish" usually intend to trick an unsuspecting person or persons into falling in love with them.

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The (in)famous documentary series Catfish takes off, and to promote it further, the MTV studio has decided to launch a webseries as a fond spinoff for YouTube, titled Catfished!

 

Instead of two regular hosts, this new spinoff features two [random strangers] who will be solving a new episode's mystery. Booked into a twins hotel room, and together practically 24/7 for one case, how are our amateur reality television hosts going to cope, much less successfully uncover the truths and lies of another couple's online relationship?

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➟ Not a Cat Purrson

 

A suddenly [unemployed guy] finds himself back under the roof of his parents. If it isn't bad enough to live the walk of shame, his parents also took in a few cats during his absence over the years.

 

Just as he slowly settles back home, his parents announce that they are flying off to the Maldives for their 30^th anniversary! "Don't worry," they said, "We've hired a babysitter for you."

 

He dreads and expects to meet this 'babysitter' ... and when the day finally arrives, his parents flown off, he is taken by surprise to see that it is an upbeat and bishie-sparkling [catsitter].

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➟ Graphite Dream

 

He is an [introverted science student] who seeks guilty pleasure through one form of art: yaoi manga. It is aesthetic, it is taboo, and most importantly, it is a dreamland where he can fantasize himself being in those positions. He is interested in men, see, and living in a town where everybody knows who's related to who means that he has to be hush-hush about that.

 

Then, one day, he encounters a senior he had never really noticed before. A [dreamy art student] who draws anime boys all over his books. In fact, the older boy is standing in the hallway during lesson time as punishment for vandalising his textbook. They exchange looks, and he can't help but comment on the drawings.

 

Little does he know how breathtaking a smile can look on a guy with bedroom eyes until then.

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PLEASE MESSAGE ME THROUGH MY INBOX INSTEAD.

 

Thanks!

 

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➟ From Back-burner to Fat Burner!!

 

After his long-time celebrity crush comes out as a gay, a [closeted overweight guy] finally bucks up to his eternally procrastinated resolution to get fit and look physically attractive. Maybe this is destiny!

 

Unfortunately, because of his sedentary lifestyle and interests, most of his friends are not the best advisors to coach or help him.

 

He texts his female cousin, who still keeps in close touch with him. She promptly suggests that he ask for help from her older brother - thus, his cousin as well - who is the family's resident flirt. Stylish, charming and fit to boot, this exuberant and [outgoing casanova] is more than flattered when his sister tells him about a potentially fun project.

 

Now, they are gym buddies, as well as breakfast buddies, and ... on top of everything, when did they become sex buddies?

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➟ Charmed to Meet You

 

A [miserable secretary] has had it. After years of disrespect and authority abuse from his boss, he has finally decided ... to kill him. Or at least, the intent is there. One day, while mindlessly strolling in the marketplace, he stumbles upon a little shop most people would otherwise miss. He does some window shopping inside, and when the gypsy - the lady owner of the lot - claims she has "something for everyone", he snidely asks if she has something to kill someone discreetly without leaving tracks.

 

To his surprise, she shrugs and offers to sell off a rogue poison that has been "tested clinically" to be successful. Two people died from this and the culprits have gotten away with the deed! Too caught up with the prospect of eliminating his [tyrannical superior], he buys her explanation that the heartsy bottle is purely for aesthetic purpose. Having little to lose, he purchases the potion and promptly puts his plan into action.

 

His boss falls for his scheme and drinks the laced coffee that he demands daily for the subordinate to make. Then, very soon ... his boss falls in love with him?!

 

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Looking for a pushover who has collected a lot of grudge towards his superior. I'm thinking a person with a personality or demeanour like Onodera Ritsu from World's First Love. The setting is modern, with a smidgen of supernatural/fantasy. Just a tiny bit. I will play as both the gypsy and the smitten guy.

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22/JULY/2016 UPDATE:

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27/JULY/2016 UPDATE:

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