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. It has some pretty strict standards.

 

 

 

How are the two different?

 

That one is for roleplays that I will spill my brain and dedicate hours a day for. It is where I put up elaborate plot ideas with an emphasis on the storyline. I get srs bsns for those. Those are 90% plot and 10% smut.

 

This one is for my ... mindless fun, for lack of better words. As such, expect cheesy and clichéd pairings (many of which I religiously avoid when roleplaying 'seriously'). Think "professional" versus "casual". This is my casual roleplay search. It's where I loosen my tie and dance on the table, so to speak.

 

For this, I'm actually actively seeking out for an unorthodox criteria. I would like to write with someone who writes between 2 to 5 sentences, and uses intelligible English. You don't need to be proficient, just be understandable.

 

As for one-liners ... well, I won't stop you, but I will still write a few sentences myself.

 

 

 

Why separate?

 

Because I take my role as a writing partner seriously, but I also know some people do it in a carefree manner - and I want to set a balance so I don't hit a burnout block. It's just like taking pictures for fun, and doing photography for a magazine. Same action, different moods and endgame.

 

 

 

What are you looking for again ..?

 

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My Other RP Recruitment

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This RP Recruitment Thread

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[td]Dialogue/Paragraph[/td]

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Strictly paragraph only.

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Either or.

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[td]Post Size[/td]

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Minimum one paragraph.

Approximately three paragraphs on average.

Detailed and thoughtful!

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Minimum two lines.

Maximum five lines.

Short and sweet!

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Advanced.

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Basic.

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[td]Short/Long Term[/td]

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Long (weeks at least).

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Short, usually.

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Any pairings in mind?

 

Sure! I've seen a lot of "overdone" pairings over the years, but truth be told, I never gave them a shot myself. Time to remedy that; don't knock it till you try it, and all, yeah? Some of these are my original ideas - or as original as plots come these days - because I want to write smut with someone. SMUT, MAN, THEY'RE NUTRITIOUS.

 

S - more smut than story

F - fluffy sweet

 

1. Timber S

 

Character A: Person looking for their online blind date.

Character B: Person who was eating alone.

 

You arranged to meet someone from Timber, an app like Tinder for gay guys. Once you arrived at the restaurant agreed upon, you see me, and I match the descriptions given. You sit down and we talk ... later on, just after we hooked up in my place, your REAL Timber date messaged you and apologised for standing you up. So WHO am I?

 

"You were cute so I didn't want to correct you ..? I actually don't know you. Sorry."

 

 

 

2. 7 Minutes in Heaven S

 

Characters A & B: Tipsy and horny dudes in an enclosed space.

 

We were drunk, playing Spin the Bottle with a group of strangers in some wild ass party hosted by a socialite we don't even personally know well in the neighbourhood. So, we were both chosen by the Fanta bottle to go inside the closet for seven minutes. One of us was feeling lewd, and the other was thinking, "WELL WHY NOT."

 

Enough said.

 

 

 

3. Squishy Paws F

 

Character A: Human.

Character B: Shapeshifting neko/inu.

 

I brought home a stray cat/dog since it was raining cats and dogs outside and the poor thing was going to die of hypothermia at this rate. The next day when I woke up, it turned into a neko/inu.

 

(Kind of interested in playing with an inumimi partner more than nekomimi because I see neko EVERYWHERE. Dog ears need love too.)

 

 

 

4. The Wine-Dine Slime S

 

Character A: Drunk and obscene pervert.

Character B: Frustrated and aroused driver.

 

My cousin finally got married. You know what it means? Lots of food, alcohol and hot men dressed to the nines, all in one fancy ballroom! I got a little too excited with the wine and champagne ... and ended up missing my ride. You got slapped on with the duty of sending me home after all my relatives have gone.

 

On the ride, I spoke of gay men love life nonsense, and jacked off like it's no one's business. You decided enough was enough.

 

 

 

5. My Weekly Hour Maid S / F

 

Character A: Lazy and messy guy.

Character B: Maid (can be manly or girly).

 

I'm a doujinshi mangaka who makes a living off donations and commissions. I also don't clean up after my own mess because I'm awfully sloppy, so I hired for a part-time housekeeping service. They sent you over; I hope we get along well from now on.

 

Oh, and, uh, I don't have that much money so I can't pay you in cash, but I'd do something for you if you can cook me something else? It's boring to eat cup noodles everyday.

 

 

 

6. "Yaranaika?" S

 

Character A: Exhibitionist freak.

Character B: Passerby jogger.

 

You were just going to take a leak in the public loo, in the middle of an evening jog, when you caught a man masturbating by the picnic table among trees and shrubs that obscured him from roaming eyes. He locked eyes with you and, mistaking your erection as arousal, asked you to "do me".

 

(I don't mind reversing the roles and playing as the jogger.)

 

 

 

7. Birthday Gift S

 

Character A: Sibling's friend.

Character B: Birthday boy.

 

Your family has an embarrassing tradition: birthday parties are a very real thing, even when you don't feel like it OR when you barely have any friends. Your older sibling invites his/her friends to liven up the party, and it's courtesy for all guests to bring a gift for the birthday boy. Except me, the socially inept noob who clearly doesn't know how to play the social game.

 

I apologise and ask if there's anything you wanted, to which you grumpily retorted, "Suck my dick, dumbass." You meant it as an insult, not an invitation, but hot damn ...

 

 

 

8. Pixels F

 

Character A: Any range-type class.

Character B: Any melee-type class.

 

You're in a Virtual Reality MMORPG, and met another guy who is almost the same level as you. The two of you decide to Party up and hunt some mobs together. You become fast friends, although anyone can tell there's definitely some chemistry going on. Dweebs.

 

(The VR world will be based on Maplestory so if you've played it, that would be great!)

 

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[23 degrees Celsius]

28/JULY/2016: CLOSED FOR NOW.

 

TAKEN:

7 Minutes in Heaven

Squishy Paws

The Wine-Dine Slime