[Quiz] What Yaoi Stereotype Are You?

[welcometothedarkside]

Your Result

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Stubborn Sub

 

You're only fooling yourself. And you're doing a pretty poor job of that, as is. The sooner you give in, the better things will be. Stop fighting your desires. Just admit that you like guys, and/or that you like being uke. If you really didn't, then why would you let the hot seme guys paw all over you all the time? Really....

 

Likeliness of being seme: 1%

Likeliness of being uke: 99%

Some fellow Stubborn Subs: Riki (Ai no Kusabi), Saionji (Shoujo Kakumei Utena), Mochizuki (Boku no Sexual Harassment), Kamui (X/1999)

[juugatsuni]

hnn...

 

Switching Stoic

 

You're usually the kind who is the leader in whatever you do. Even so, socializing isn't your forte. You'd much rather be alone somewhere reading a book or working on something quietly. People just tend to be unnecessary distractions, and you could more than do without them. At least, that's what you'd like people to believe In truth you are actually rather scared. Though, not even heavy torture would get you to admit it. You just don't know how to deal with people, because you've never really had much experience. It's because of this that it usually takes an outgoing, experienced person to knock down some of your walls. They are everything you aren't; friendly, popular, and self-assured. And, after all, opposites attract. Relationships with other Switching Stoics tend to fizzle out rather quickly because neither of you know what to do about how you feel. You need someone to help you understand these strange emotions called love and desire, and to let you know it's ok to express them. As a result, you usually end up uke. Well, at least to start out. Maybe after you get a handle on how things are done you will switch your role. Hence the title.

 

Likeliness of being seme: 40%

Likeliness of being uke: 60%

Some fellow Switching Stoics: Ran (Weiss Kreuz), Sanzo (Saiyuki), Heero (Gundam Wing), Hisoka (Yami no Matsuei)

[Masatoshi]

umm

 

 

 

Protean Player

 

Ah, you are one of the most common yaoi stereotypes. You're hot and you know it, as does most of the population. With such good looks and mad skillz, who are you to deny any percentage of humanity from being able to have you? This is why your kind tend to swing both ways, if you know what I mean *wink*. Also, while you prefer to be seme, you've been known to be uke when the situation calls for it. Just as long as everyone's having fun and enjoying themselves. Protean Players are also amongst the friendliest of the yaoi stereotypes, and the most outgoing. You aren't afraid to speak your mind or jump right into things. Be careful, though, because your rep may come back to bite you on the ass if you ever settle down with a steady lover. It'll be hard for you to even LOOK at another person without making your significant other think youre foolin' around behind their back. Is it your fault you're so damn sexy?

 

Likeliness of being seme: 80%

Likeliness of being uke: 20%

Some fellow Protean Players: Yohji and Schuldig (Weiss Kreuz), Gojyo (Saiyuki), Sano (Rurouni Kenshin), Touga (Shoujo Kakumei Utena), Duo and Zechs (Gundam Wing)

 

 

Not that satisfied vov

[R.I.O]

 

Supreme Seme

 

You are a very rare breed indeed, and for good reason. If there were a lot of Supreme Seme wandering about, then there would be a LOT of conflict. This is because your kind likes to take control of EVERYTHING. Think alpha male with wolves, but applied to humans. People are either your plaything or they're in the way. You manage to manipulate people into wanting what you want, without them even knowing it. You'll also stop at nothing until you get what you want, doing whatever it takes to get it. And you want more from your uke than just the carnal pleasures of the flesh. You want their mind, body, and soul.

 

Likeliness of being uke: 0%

Likeliness of being seme: 100%

Some fellow Supreme Seme: Akio (Shoujo Kakumei Utena), Fuuma (X/1999)

 

.... This Kinda Makes me Happy

[〜キキ〜]

 

Uber Uke

 

Well arent you just cuuuuuute? Even so, you aren't innocent. Though, youd like people to believe you to be. You also tend to look much younger than you really are. This'll come in handy once you get older, but can sometimes be a real pain when youre in your late teens/early twenties and are constantly carded. Anyway, you are the most uke of all the uke. For now, at least. Once you get the hang of things, you have the potential of becoming anywhere from a Bashful Bottom to a Protean Player! ^_~

 

 

Likeliness of being seme: 1%

Likeliness of being uke: 99%

Some fellow Uber Uke: Omi (Weiss Kreuz), Shuuichi (Gravitation), Goku (Saiyuki), Miki (Shoujo Kakumei Utena)

 

[blurbur]

 

Aberrant Androgyne

 

You're beautiful. Maybe too beautiful. But, this group of stereotypes also seems to always have some sort of amazing ability. So, you're all that and talent, too, huh? Such a deadly package wrapped in such pretty paper People often underestimate you when they first see you. Big mistake. You have a lot of power packed away inside that fae-like body of yours. Those who are your allies are blessed, those who are your enemies are...well...screwed (and not in the good sense).

 

Likeliness of being seme: 20%

Likeliness of being uke: 80%

Some fellow Aberrant Androgyne: Nuriko and Hotohori (Fushigi Yuugi), Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin), Rosiel (Angel Sanctuary)

 

Hahaha wow don't i feel supreme..

 

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and yet i role play as a seme all the time derp...

[Ero Gaki]

Supreme Seme

 

 

You are a very rare breed indeed, and for good reason. If there were a lot of Supreme Seme wandering about, then there would be a lot of conflict. This is because your kind likes to take control of everything. Think alpha male with wolves, but applied to humans. People are either your plaything or they're in the way. You manage to manipulate people into wanting what you want, without them even knowing it. You'll also stop at nothing until you get what you want, doing whatever it takes to get it. And you want more from your uke than just the carnal pleasures of the flesh. You want their mind, body, and soul.

 

(^_^)7

[Domme]

 

 

 

 

Protean Player

 

Ah, you are one of the most common yaoi stereotypes. You're hot and you know it, as does most of the population. With such good looks and mad skillz, who are you to deny any percentage of humanity from being able to have you? This is why your kind tend to swing both ways, if you know what I mean *wink*. Also, while you prefer to be seme, you've been known to be uke when the situation calls for it. Just as long as everyone's having fun and enjoying themselves. Protean Players are also amongst the friendliest of the yaoi stereotypes, and the most outgoing. You aren't afraid to speak your mind or jump right into things. Be careful, though, because your rep may come back to bite you on the ass if you ever settle down with a steady lover. It'll be hard for you to even LOOK at another person without making your significant other think youre foolin' around behind their back. Is it your fault you're so damn sexy?

 

Likeliness of being seme: 80%

Likeliness of being uke: 20%

Some fellow Protean Players: Yohji and Schuldig (Weiss Kreuz), Gojyo (Saiyuki), Sano (Rurouni Kenshin), Touga (Shoujo Kakumei Utena), Duo and Zechs (Gundam Wing)

 

 

 

[Drag]

Protean Player

Ah, you are one of the most common yaoi stereotypes. You're hot and you know it, as does most of the population. With such good looks and mad skillz, who are you to deny any percentage of humanity from being able to have you? This is why your kind tend to swing both ways, if you know what I mean *wink*. Also, while you prefer to be seme, you've been known to be uke when the situation calls for it. Just as long as everyone's having fun and enjoying themselves. Protean Players are also amongst the friendliest of the yaoi stereotypes, and the most outgoing. You aren't afraid to speak your mind or jump right into things. Be careful, though, because your rep may come back to bite you on the ass if you ever settle down with a steady lover. It'll be hard for you to even LOOK at another person without making your significant other think youre foolin' around behind their back. Is it your fault you're so damn sexy?

 

Likeliness of being seme: 80%

Likeliness of being uke: 20%

Some fellow Protean Players: Yohji and Schuldig (Weiss Kreuz), Gojyo (Saiyuki), Sano (Rurouni Kenshin), Touga (Shoujo Kakumei Utena), Duo and Zechs (Gundam Wing)

 

[Marygrace94]

Switching Stoic

 

You're usually the kind who is the leader in whatever you do. Even so, socializing isn't your forte. You'd much rather be alone somewhere reading a book or working on something quietly. People just tend to be unnecessary distractions, and you could more than do without them. At least, that's what you'd like people to believe In truth you are actually rather scared. Though, not even heavy torture would get you to admit it. You just don't know how to deal with people, because you've never really had much experience. It's because of this that it usually takes an outgoing, experienced person to knock down some of your walls. They are everything you aren't; friendly, popular, and self-assured. And, after all, opposites attract. Relationships with other Switching Stoics tend to fizzle out rather quickly because neither of you know what to do about how you feel. You need someone to help you understand these strange emotions called love and desire, and to let you know it's ok to express them. As a result, you usually end up uke. Well, at least to start out. Maybe after you get a handle on how things are done you will switch your role. Hence the title.

 

Likeliness of being seme: 40%

Likeliness of being uke: 60%

Some fellow Switching Stoics: Ran (Weiss Kreuz), Sanzo (Saiyuki), Heero (Gundam Wing), Hisoka (Yami no Matsuei)

[pokemongirl5674]

Here's my result:

Uber Uke

 

Well arent you just cuuuuuute? Even so, you aren't innocent. Though, youd like people to believe you to be. You also tend to look much younger than you really are. This'll come in handy once you get older, but can sometimes be a real pain when youre in your late teens/early twenties and are constantly carded. Anyway, you are the most uke of all the uke. For now, at least. Once you get the hang of things, you have the potential of becoming anywhere from a Bashful Bottom to a Protean Player! ^_~

 

Likeliness of being seme: 1%

Likeliness of being uke: 99%

Some fellow Uber Uke: Omi (Weiss Kreuz), Shuuichi (Gravitation), Goku (Saiyuki), Miki (Shoujo Kakumei Utena)

[Black Rose]

Totalitarian Top

 

Can we say "superiority complex," anyone? You want to be like the Supreme Seme and have it all. Trouble is you tend to scare away most of your prey. And you see them as just that, prey. You're the kind of seme that would play the dominant role in S&M, use the most painful toys, and never use a safe word. Which is bad, because you should ALWAYS use a safe word. You, however, think that using a safe word gives the sub too much control. Not that a safe word would matter, since you would most likely have him gagged and blindfolded, as well as every limb bound and using a painfully tight cock ring because you even want control over when he comes. You see, you'll never be able to successfully have it all like the Supreme Seme does, simply because you take too much and give nothing back. Anytime your prey seems to be reacting positively to your advances, you do something to send them running away again. Really, you have to work on that creepy attitude of yours...

 

 

Likeliness of being uke: 0.1%

 

Likeliness of being seme: 99.9%

Some fellow Totalitarian Tops: Muraki (Yami no Matsuei) , Crawford (Weiss Kreuz)

[Kiwi-Senpai]

Protean Player

 

Ah, you are one of the most common yaoi stereotypes. You're hot and you know it, as does most of the population. With such good looks and mad skillz, who are you to deny any percentage of humanity from being able to have you? This is why your kind tend to swing both ways, if you know what I mean *wink*. Also, while you prefer to be seme, you've been known to be uke when the situation calls for it. Just as long as everyone's having fun and enjoying themselves. Protean Players are also amongst the friendliest of the yaoi stereotypes, and the most outgoing. You aren't afraid to speak your mind or jump right into things. Be careful, though, because your rep may come back to bite you on the ass if you ever settle down with a steady lover. It'll be hard for you to even LOOK at another person without making your significant other think youre foolin' around behind their back. Is it your fault you're so damn sexy?

 

Likeliness of being seme: 80%

Likeliness of being uke: 20%

 

Awww yeah~! That's me ;D Except I don't think I'm a player... °^°