memorex Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I got one too, it's a story. Here it goes. Me: Madam, I can't excess the website that you gave me. Teacher: Alright, don't worry. I'll excess it for you. What is you e-mail? Gmail account, right? Me: *nod* My name is Peter Crook. Teacher: I'm not asking your name. I'm asking your e-mail. Me: Yeah, I know. My name is Peter Crook. Teacher: Do you understand my question or not? I need your e-mail not your NAME! Me: Yeah madam, I know! That is my E-MAIL! Please Register/ Sign In, in order to see the links. ! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gii Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 There are 10 kinds of people those who can read binery and those who can't. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
鼠ドル Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 More than a joke this is just crazy laws Well, this might be helpful if you ever visit those places (: Did you know that in Conneticut a pickle has to bounce to be considered a pickle? In Kansas the law states that: If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. It is also illegal in Alaska to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. The law says that the penalty for jumping off a building in New York is death. It's also illegal to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. In Texas it is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SviAolDen Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 A boozer wondering haw is it that all your mothers are born in one and the same day ? dear fly the sound that you make while you fly are you making a helicopter or something ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah3161 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 a woman bought a cell phone and wanted to surprise her husband, so she went to the bathroom and called her husband (that was in the living room)on his cellphone she changed her voice and said : hi honey the husband said : call me later, the bitch is in the bathroom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
鼠ドル Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 And there's a reason for this, why men experience pain more acutely than women -- that's because there's always part of a woman's brain thinking about shoes. [for the ladies] Fashionistas and Gay Men behind fashion: Here we are starving ourselves to death for two groups of people who doesn't want to screw us anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamba Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 frog A: "qua" frog B: "qua" frog C: "qua qua" suddenly frog A takes out a gun and shoots frog C. frog B: "why did you do that?!" frog C: "she knew too much" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bastion1tidus Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 lol that was just too funny.. i bust out laughing after i read it.... lol good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marygrace94 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 hmm.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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