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I hope I sleep tonight. I didn't sleep last night until after 7am then spent most of today in and out of sleep.

 

I sent one of my rp characters into deep, dark hole depression. This is new.

 

I didn't sleep last night either. It was after sunrise and it was fragmented.

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This seems fairly relevant for a yaoi forum...

 

 

EDIT: It's 2.25am and I've used up half my data in four days. I'd better stop watching facebook videos and go to bed. Night all!

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don't take a nap '__' I just did that and i woke up.... 4 hours later X'D

 

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you need to sleep, try looking at sleeping pictures. YOU are the one that needs a nap XD

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HAHA i thought you siad:

3 days 9 hrs 20 min and 57 cent
HAHA i was like: "I had no idea you were into hip hop...or what you are trying to say XD

 

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... how can i not post this XD

 

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I'M DONE ! FINALLY ! I got a platinum trophy in Detroit: Become Human ! Okay, I don't want to see this game anymore.

 

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I'm super tired.

HALP

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i need some 'wakey up' gif :(:D

 

(*scottish accent*)

Halp, is on the weeeiii

 

Waky up gift X'D Now you can pat the screen, all day long.

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HAHAHA omg that gif XDDDDDDD

And you are a very talent person who got that trophy.

*pats your head*

Good boy there.

 

Oma-gawwd. Look look, they 're real yoyo1

 

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XD

 

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(*scottish accent*)

Halp, is on the weeeiii

 

Waky up gift X'D Now you can pat the screen, all day long.

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HAHAHA omg that gif XDDDDDDD

And you are a very talent person who got that trophy.

*pats your head*

Good boy there.

 

Oma-gawwd. Look look, they 're real yoyo1

 

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XD

 

*cries in spanish*

They're so cute ! Ah, i love them ! My fav (non-gay) ship ever ! :D

And- Ohohohoooo ! I like that sexy pic *wink wink* - Tonight it will be a very difficult night full of mastur- *cough cough cough* Phew. Mastur.... emmm... emmm.. masturcakes !!!!! full of masturcakes, yeah! :o

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*cries in spanish*

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masturcakes, yeah! :o

foxy4foxy4

Omg that made me laugh so HArd XDD. So spot on XD

 

you know what. We should make a real recepie of a real Masturcake. :8yoyo13:

Like, chocolate muffin or so, whit cream on top, offcourse. But Im talking about Real ingreedians you buy in a store.

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:D ... I gonna try make one this summer XD

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foxy4foxy4

Omg that made me laugh so HArd XDD. So spot on XD

 

you know what. We should make a real recepie of a real Masturcake. :8yoyo13:

Like, chocolate muffin or so, whit cream on top, offcourse. But Im talking about Real ingreedians you buy in a store.

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:D ... I gonna try make one this summer XD

 

Hmmm, that's a great idea !

We need to invent a good recipe, but do you know what? The masturcake must be ergonomically correct and must be suitable for the mouth yoyo

 

Basic recipe

1/2 cup coconut milk

1 Tbsp lemon juice

4 Tbsp unsalted butter

1/3 cup canola or vegetable oil

3/4 cup sugar

2 eggs room

1 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

1/4 teaspoon coconut extract

1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

1/4 teaspoon salt

 

FROSTING

1 stick butter softened

3 oz cream cheese softened

2 cups powdered sugar

2-3 teaspoons coconut milk may substitute regular milk

? teaspoon vanilla extract

? teaspoon coconut extract

Toasted coconut for sprinkling on top optional

 

Instructions

MASTURCAKES

Preheat oven to 350F and line a 12-count masturcakes tin with paper liners.

Combine coconut milk and lemon juice in a large measuring glass and set aside.

In a large bowl using an electric mixer, beat together butter, oil, and sugar until ingredients are well-combined.

Add eggs, one at a time, stirring well after each addition.

Stir in vanilla extract.

In a separate, medium-sized bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt.

Gradually alternate adding coconut milk/lemon juice mixture and flour mixture until all ingredients are combined (TAKE CARE NOT TO OVER-MIX!).

Evenly divide cupcake batter into prepared muffin tin.

Bake on 350F for 18 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out with a few moist crumbs.

Allow cupcakes to cool completely before covering with frosting.

 

FROSTING

In a large bowl using an electric mixer, cream together butter and cream cheese until smooth.

Gradually add powdered sugar, until combined.

Add coconut milk until desired consistency is reached (don?t add too much milk or it will be too soft to pipe onto your cupcakes).

Stir in vanilla extract and coconut extract.

Pipe or spread frosting onto completely cooled cupcakes.

Sprinkle with toasted coconut (optional). Enjoy!

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Hmmm, that's a great idea !

We need to invent a good recipe, but do you know what? The masturcake must be ergonomically correct and must be suitable for the mouth yoyo

Ohh that recipe looks awsome *v*

How did you come up with that so quickly o.O

have you done masturcakes beeeffooorreee ??????

 

..I feel an urge to make an PDF instruction with imagies with that. We can ad unicorns on the sides as well.

ohh i must continue to study now. But keep that thought. It must become reality.

 

Btw have you seen this X'D

 

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Ohh that recipe looks awsome *v*

How did you come up with that so quickly o.O

have you done masturcakes beeeffooorreee ??????

 

..I feel an urge to make an PDF instruction with imagies with that. We can ad unicorns on the sides as well.

ohh i must continue to study now. But keep that thought. It must become reality.

 

Btw have you seen this X'D

 

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I'm a big fan of coconut and coconut cupcakes so this is my favorite recipe :o you can try it and then you can write a review :cool: yeaaaah, i love masturcakes :cool: XDDDD

 

maybe we'll write a famous cockbook..... oh.... sorry... my bad.... I meant.... cookbook O_O

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I know I need sleep. T.T I try but sometimes it just doesn't happen. It's usually *hugs* very fractured at best, which means I don't fall into a deep, healing sleep. I get my best sleep between 8am and midday. Today's my day off so I stayed in bed until 1pm. *hugs* Thank you for the sleeping panda.

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DEVIL MAY CRY 5 IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEE ! Bye social life, bye work ! Oh, I need Monster Energy !cheetah5

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don't take a nap '__' I just did that and i woke up.... 4 hours later X'D

 

 

too late XD.

I ended up sleeping for 2 hours;

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Weirdest fuck I've ever heard. Don't just tell people you like them but you can't because you're "straight" ._. Straight people don't suck dicks.. just so you know.

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Weirdest fuck I've ever heard. Don't just tell people you like them but you can't because you're "straight" ._. Straight people don't suck dicks.. just so you know.

This sounds like an interesting story. O.o Do tell!

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