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if ya know what i mean is a great way to turn..say a perfectly normal sentance into pure and utter smut XD. so in the spirit of the dirty mind. who ever can say the most normal average (or not so) sentance and can make it sound wrong wins :D ok yes this is immature but it can be fun so give it ago > : 3 if its yaoi related extra points

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no matter how much presure i apply to it it won't inflat

 

damn shitty gym basketballs

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I tried to swallow it but i had to spit it out cos it tasted absolutely horrible....

 

i hate drinking cough medicine lol

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No matter how much I reach for it I can only stroke the inside

 

... damn ramune drinks i want the pearl!

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P1: Oh can i hold it

P2: No don't touch it! *blushes*

P1: but its so beautiful and white

P2: No please!

P1: I just want to put my lips no it

P2: Don't you'll contaminate it

P1: Hmph. What do you mean i'll contaminate it?

P2: Just by holding it, you're putting your germs all over it

P1: I have no idea what you mean. *puts the beautiful white object to his lips*

P2: Noooo!! Give me that cup right now! that was really expensive porcelain and now you've gone and contaminated it with chocolate.

P1: sorry should've wiped my hands after eating those chocolate biscuits

 

 

lol

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LOL nice Jay~ :D:D:D:D

 

P1: I-I can't do it... What if it spills on our clothes?

P2: You won't *chuckles* Now, put your hands here and squeeze it. Hard.

P1: A-Ah Wait! This is too fast-- Stop! It's spilling over!

P2: For the love of-- Let me do it.

P1:Ah! I-I'm sorry.

P2: There you go.

 

mint-chocolate-chip-ice-cream-cake-x.jpg

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A-almost there, push harder.... come on, harder! a-almost...

 

-grabs book from the case-

 

g-got it!

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I will make you sweat,your temperature will rise with dryness in mouth. I can make you unable to move from bed for hours and days,your legs will be numb. Even when you want to catch a glimpse of sleep,I will wake you up,you will not need any sheets to cover your exhausted body. I know how to make you gasp,wriggle underneath,against the mattress,I also know how to make your lips swollen red,your eyes slightly teary. You will beg me to stop,but every time you try to get up,I will drag you back on your back. There, unable to move and protest me. When I am to finish,you will feel satisfied and good,with memories of these night,heat nights.

- Your dear Mr. Cold

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@Saga LMAO that one was hilarious!

 

P1: Can you hold it?

P2: Ngh...I can't hold it much longer...ugh

P1: Oh we're nearly there just a bit more

P2: Hey go slower it's slipping!...ngh

P1: Well are you good now?

P2: That is the last time i'm helping you stack these freakin heavy boxes!

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it's really hot here under my hand and it's making a lovely sound~~~~~

 

........ the yummy creamy cappuccino ........

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Ngnh n-no I-I can't-- it's too--- haaarrd~

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chocolate or milk...ok, fine, I choose... milk...

 

LOL got this idea from the "This and That V" game after rainieric comment lol

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Just a little more pressure and this damn sticky white substance will finally emerge.

 

I hate when the tooth paste tube gets almost empty.

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Hi mum what are you doing in my room?

Oh just cleaning dear. By the way what are these white marks on the floor?

Um.. Well...you see....

 

 

I got thirsty last night so had a cup of milk and brought it into my room. I spilled it and couldn't be bothered wiping it up :p

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P1: don't worry,, i'll heat you up and make you feel good...

P2: nnggghhh...

P1: well, well, well, you're sensitive in this spot...

P2: mo-more...

P1: *smirk*

P2: you're a really good therapist.. i should come more often and let you massage my back.. it's really tiring in my work..

 

 

TAN, TAN, TAN, TAN... XDDDDDD

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Your sweet white stuff makes my mouth melt, I can lick around the whole thing, swallow everything but that will suck if I swallow everything, I taste every little thing on my tongue, its melting and melting inside my mouth. I want more of this,

 

can I buy a new ice cream mommy?

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P1: Umm this is my first time....so...uh please be gentle

P1: Ahh...it hurts so much...ahh

P1: *gasps* Its coming! omg it's coming! There's so much!

P2: .....I reaally want to kill you right now

P3: =_=''

 

Well I guess they won't be making another blood donation XD

 

Person 1 is actually a patient for a blood donation, Person 2 is a doctor and Person 3 is a nurse

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heres one

No it won't go in ..maybe we should just give up

try harder take the pain

but it hurts....and i don't think it'll strech anylonger

Stupid size zero jeans > : (

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