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will you keep it down, you make too much noise

now open your mouth and let me relieve your pain

(see it wasn't so painful to take off your tooth)

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Kisu: Would you just clean up those white,slim liquid on the floor?

Aisu: Why should I,you'r the one who spurting those all over the floor!?

Kisu: Who the one insist to fight with me over being the top? you know very well that u could never win me!

Aisu: Hphm! Jerk,i'll never play with u again!

Kisu: Oh,whatever,just rub it quick,or my sis gonna find out! She's gonna nag me about dirtied the floor...

Aisu: -sobsob- 'Why must I clean while he's the one who spurt the milk TAT'

Kisu: I know what you are thinking,u know,u should never hit my stomach when i'm drinking milk,right after u lose the video

game,got it?!

Aisu: Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Next time I am sooo gonna beat u!

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  • 1 year later...
  • 4 weeks later...

P1: W-what should I choose? Top or bottom?

P2: Choose the top. I'll be the bottom.

P1: Are you alright being under me? I don't want to... Uh. Hurt your feelings or anything.

P2: Don't get so worried about it. I'll be fine!

P1: Hm.. Ok then....

P2: how's the view over there?

P1: Terrific!

P2: Hmph! I thought so... Let's switch!

 

Choosing a bunk bed is always entertaining xd

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p1: wow... it's so big and hard!

p2: yeah i know.

p1: do you use this all the time?

p2: of course

p1: may i touch it...?

p2: yeah, sure

p1: this is a really nice pole sculpture you have, make one for me?

p2: sure. why not?

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The inside is a very tight fit, are you sure it'll work?

 

(Trying on ice-skates is such hard work...)

 

~Megs

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There was a beautiful princess who lived under a terrible curse. Everything she touched would melt.

Her father the King proclaimed that if any man could give her a gift that would not melt, she would marry that man.

 

One man came and brought a fine sword of hardest steel ... but it melted as she touched it.

Another brought fine diamonds, the hardest known gem ... but they melted at her touch just the same.

No one could bring her a gift that did not melt.

 

Finally, a young lad came to the princess and said, "Put your hand in my pocket, and there you will find a gift."

The princess put her hand in the young man's pocket ... and felt something hard and smooth ...

and it did *NOT* melt at her touch!

With great joy, the two of them were married.

 

What did the young man have in his pocket?

 

 

He had M&M's ... because they melt in your mouth, not in your hand! XD

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1: Just put it in already.

2: But it's too soon. We need more preparation.

1: I don't care, just hurry up already.

2: .... *puts cake in oven*

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p1.) Ahhh... take it outt... it hurttsss...

p2.) shhh... this will be done in a second

p1.) ughh..

p2.) almost there.....

p1.) fasterr......

p2.) there... your piercing is done.

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p1: u don't even know how to aim.

p2: oh yes i do know how to "aim" just wait and see

p2 throws the ball again at p1 and misses again,,,,

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p1: You have to push it in harder.

p2: I'm pushing as hard as I can; I feel like it might bend.

p1: Maybe if you turn it a bit?

p2: That will hurt the hole though.

p1: No one said this was going to be easy.

p2: Maybe we should have read the instructions to putting this desk together.

p1: .... yeah.

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