Chapters of my silly little life P1

[yourstalker]

Up on the doggeared corner of the untouched page

a cartoon aligagtor stood a sickening smile on its face

maths is fun" it claimed in bold cursed letters

Really i snorted then you can gladly take my place

 

Withgreat reluctency i pick up, the accursed sheet

A rush of dred comes up my arm and spine

and i see the red that plauges the page

so......Not one of the answers were nine

 

Well that's it as shakespeer one said

"thou is thouroghly screwed up the ass"

Did shakespeer even utter those words

I don't know for english i didn't pass

 

So i shall be repeating year nine

and it's not that I'm stupid,it's just

there's nothing about these subjects

that interest me and feel me with lust

 

Yes I can write an articulate "narrative"

Just not about the dangers of drugs

I was caged with Boring morality themes

I'd rather write about flesh eating slugs

 

And maths when will i never need to know in my life

that a2xhre+ thisiscompletebull=pythagoras(area

Is there any need now really, oh please,

I shouldn't put up with this useless histeria

 

But i guess there's always next year.

To toil and try and fall

But you know its not all that bad hey

Compared to them i'm really tall

 

(bakc story I repeated year nine..TWICE it's sad but i was just to lazy and borded with the stuff they were teaching us. But my history and art marks were just enough to get me through the year...laugh if you must but i went from the smallest to tallest in my class )