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Well, not really 'intellectual' , just something to do with requesting a bit of thinking over the joke. I love such jokes and so I will share with you a few funny images. ;D Like the trolling goes "If you know what I mean..." ;D

 

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Oh I love the research in peace one, it's funny 'cause it's true ^__^

 

 

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THis was cute :3

 

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lol Argon doesn't react...

*has bad sense of humor*

 

A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Chicago and asked to be taken out to O'Hare Airport.

On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Ohhh!!! TOYOTA!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!"Not too long after, another car flew by the taxi. "Ohh!!! NISSAN!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!"

Yet another zipped by, "Ohh!!! Mitsubishi!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!"

The taxi driver, complete 100% American, was starting to get a little miffed that the Japanese made cars were passing his Chevy, when yet another car passed the taxi right as they were turning into the airport. "Ohh!!! Honda!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!"

The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "that'll be $150."

"$150? It was so short a ride! Why so much?"

"Taxi Meter. Made in Japan. Very fast."

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Peachy,

it is one of the scariest game here, allot of people say it but I play it for fun y'know. You rarely see a skinny dude in a sexy suit without a face, tomorrow I have a competition with a friend, he's going to play Amnesia and I'm going to play Slender, with mic. on...

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i love this one so much

sry if it's too long

 

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

 

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

 

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.

 

Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

 

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

 

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

 

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

 

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

 

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

 

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....

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