What is the most awkward moment with your parents, friends or others???

[1978]

Honestly, I've had so many embarrassing moments. I'll pick one, though. I was passing notes in class with my friend when an obnoxious guy grabbed the paper from my hand and read it aloud...

 

Apparently, "I'll get down on my knees and beg" can be construed as something sexual, if read in the right tone.

 

And then he stopped reading it? ^^

[Guest ReincarnatedRainbow]

And then he stopped reading it? ^^

HA.

 

Yes and no. There was nothing more to read, so he made up more innuendos before I snatched it out of his hand. I spent the rest of the hour hiding my face and refusing to acknowledge my friend's reply. I crack perverted jokes all the time, but I'm not one to taste my own medicine.

 

Where are the teachers when this happens? Listening to Pandora radio.

[mecayoyen]

it wasn't really awkward more like the most embarrassing moment of my life...

 

I unintentionally farted in front of my boyfriend's brother :9onion70: onion7 :6onion72:

 

and that was the time I first met his brother TOTALLY embarrassing!

 

omg! I still feel so embarrassed right now!

[Kanan]

There were two awkward moments. One with my brother and one with a classmate.

I downloaded "Hyakujitsu no Bara" right after it was broadcasted to my bro's comp. I planned on copying it to a pendrive, but somehow I left it on his desktop. A few days later my brother was doing a cleaning in his files, when he noticed some "anime shit" on the desktop and opened it. My whole family is hardcore christian, including my brother. so my bl fanatism a secret from them. He was looking at the scene when Klaus was sitting on the bed where Taki's ass was bleeding from rape (XD), when I suddenly shouted "Wowww!". I was lucky I could catch my brothers attention so he didn't really see what was going on in the anime. I jumped to the computer and deleted the yaoi fastO_O After that he teased me for months because he thought I was watching hentai....>__>; Still better than finding out that I'm a pervert who loves watching gay cartoons. (My family's also homophobic^^"")

 

The other time was when my male classmate saw a drawing in one of my books, where an uke was tied on a leash wearing dog ears, tail and tiny leather shorts while standing on his knees. He was literally drooling over it, thinking that it's a girl. The awkward part came when I told him that it's a guy.... His face was like "akdlfjafljéjrituerkvn O___O" It was actually rather funnyXDDD

[bluepenguin123]

Uhm.... New year...... that's all the infomation for this story.

 

If I get any of you peeved... just say "new year" and I'll, most likely, shut up. Or post a "o/////////////O" face

 

 

There's also an interesting incident involving my fiance's mom.

[toby2663]

Probably the most awkward Iv'e had was on a family holiday in wales,mum,dad ,youngest sister myself and best friend mark.My family had decided to go out for the day which left us on our own so after a trip to the beach for swimming and sunbathing we came back and after lunch went for a nap, we started messing about and one thing led to another and before long he was taking advantage of pure innocent naive me and corrupting me(i did fight him off for about 1/2 a second before giving in).Of course in the midst of all this parents and sister arrive back ,mum wanders into our room looking for us to let us know they are back ,red faces all round mum suprised but not too shocked.I coudn't look at my mum for a couple of days with out going bright red

[Peachy-Chan]

Awkward things happen to me all the time. >.

 

My grandparents never gave me the sex talk (Mom beat them to it like ten years ago lol) and now they always assume that I'm pregnant. "Why are you sick so early in the morning?" "Why aren't you eating as much?" etc. There's no way I could be pregnant. It's always awkward when they bring that sort of thing up though.

 

Sex scenes on television while watching with family lol.

 

It's not awkward anymore but in high school, a friend that liked me got jealous and told my secret crush that I liked him.

 

People at work always bring their dogs inside and when I tell them they aren't allowed, they get upset/angry. This one lady told me that the little dog in her purse was a seeing-eye dog. Riiiight. I almost got fired because of these dog situations. Why does everyone in my area own a dog and decide to bring it into the store? o.O

 

That's all I can think of right now haha.

[Aloneness]

When they try and force a conversation (Parents) especially when you don't like them that much

 

or

 

When your friend hits on you constantly but you don't like them like that XDDD

[Peachy-Chan]

The friend thing. That's usually what happens to me too. XDDD

[Sloan]

everyone in the family asked me to speak japanese.

i didnt know how to... i just read and write.

[YaoiGaSuki]

Well, i just got a new cellphone with a camera, and i snapped pictures from a bl game, didnt remove them and one day my dad asked if he could check some stuff from there. I had said to that "Just DONT go to the picturegallery" about 10 times. He still doesnt know about my yaoi hobby, neither does mom but my big sis knows and has kept the secret~:hamtaro-005 (8):

[1978]

I went to the supermarket, prepared the stuffs to pay BUT I forgot the purse at the office!!!

 

 

:hamtaro-005 (21):

[rainbowman]

With my 2 friends.

A girl

A boy

Me.

 

Girl likes boy

I like girl

 

We talk sweetly the three of us

When the girl confessed to him

But the boys said..

"sorry.. I.. I cant"

We asked why..

He pulled me and we ran away from the girl

I ask why.

He confessed to me afterwards.. ._.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I slapped him afterwards. ((:

[Shouhei]

well to me... my mother and my older sister seen all my adult magazine in my room.. and i said."its normal in my age so its normal" bwahaha when i said that "normal" im sure nervous that time well.. never know my mother shock bec. one of magazine saw her is all about gay..with no censored..(its not! mine >.

[Revenga]

I'll just share this.

Well, I am an all-formal conservative type of girl when I was in high school [until now there is still a speck of being conservative].

My childhood friend who was a British-Irish guy with a Japanese descent came to our house and I was so happy seeing one of my childhood friends grow taller and manly and handsome and he has these big blue eyes. My mother and my sister were out because they went to the country capital for a week for some business but my mother knows he arrived and she trusts him so much even me because I look up to him like my big brother [i always wanted a big brother]. We both live in an all-foreigner subdivision which my father owns when I was still a child and when he died, that's when I met him.

But then one day, I was sitting on the sofa in our living room and I was eating vanilla ice cream then he suddenly came out from the bathroom and he was just covering his lower part with only a towel and he hasn't still dried himself and me of course, not used to seeing a man's body [and has seen for the first time], I turned around and my head started to spin and my heart started to beat crazily and I was thinking, "Good Lord, please come to my aid..." I even made the sign of the cross. And then I didn't noticed that he approached and ate my ice cream and he looked at me and he said "Vanilla is indeed delicious" and then he smiled.

I was totally dumbfounded. Not because I thought he was very, very, very handsome [well, he is very, very handsome, indeed] but that was the first time I ever experienced that kind of scenario in my life.

After that, he was still staring at me and I do not know if I'm still going to eat the ice cream. I was seriously going to faint because I had a little oxygen deficiency from feeling extremely nervous.

Then after that, I always feel awkward around him and I can't even look at him in the eyes and until now, he still does the same thing when he comes back and visit us [i never told my mom what he did] and I made a defense mechanism for myself whenever I am around him. When he do those embarrassing things, I always punch him and I got used to it so he won't know I am always nervous around him.

 

Well, that's the most embarrassing and awkward moment that has ever happened to me in my 17 years of existence and I wrote everything that happened. I skipped nothing.

 

Thank you. [i somehow feel very nervous now.]

[And wow, I wrote a lot.]

[Guest Fay]

@Mariana53 woow, Girl that was Hilarious XD, if I'm in the same situation, XD i Really don't know what should I Do. Waa. That was indeed a very awkward, but Girl, you did nice for the payback time XD

 

As For Me, I Have a lots of awkward moments with my parent, since my pop's is a troll and also with my friends, but there was this time, in class, I guess that was an Examination day, I sat beside my best friend Leo, that guy is a huge dumb-fat XD .. our teacher there is Mrs. Amagsila, a very old-fat woman, [i don't remember her exact age, maybe around 50+] then since Leo is a very talkative even tho, he's really an idiot, Mrs. Amagsila Take him seriously, then back at the Class XD while we're answering our test paper, there goes the Idiotic-mode of Leo, He ask a bunch of stuffs, to Mrs. Amagsila, And Seriously, She's really old, so She Turn Back in my side to approach Leo, and That Awkward Moment When her Butt [Take Note, a VERY HUGE One XD] is Facing me without her noticing and almost half of my classmates that sitting in the same row as mine, is laughing real hard and i don't know what to do... XD

 

then that was not really that embarrassing but That's the moment i remember clearly [And sorry for the words I used, I just specifically Mention all the Details Haha] Like Mariana XD

 

Then, A lil Bit of a usual Awkward Scenario at Class again, That Moment when you Feel like a boss throwing a crumpled paper to the trash, then it didn't Reach the Trashcan, then you have to get up and pick it up again, and do the same thing, but failed again.. and you failed almost for the 4th Try, and for The 5th Try You're like :Okay: but then it reach the Trash Can and you're like, AwwwwYeaaaah, but Then The whole class is staring at you, and you can read their faces "Idiot" That was Awkward XD

 

Then i Think I've posted quite a long one XD

[Revenga]

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I thought so, too, and whenever I punch him I always have a very serious face like I always carry the problems of the world and he just laugh but sometimes, I think I am going too far. One time, he hugged me on public and then I turned to face him and I punched him so hard on the face and I immediately ran away but I heard him shout so loud because of pain that I have to turn back to him and apologize. I was just 16 then but I have a very good right hook punch. [Hehe].

 

And I experienced the same kind of situation with my teacher and she has these 'big mountains' in front of her and she's so beautiful. She's half-Chinese and a Statistics teacher but I never get embarrassed, only felt awkward because she's so tall and my height is only up to her 'front' and whenever I ask her tons of questions I always look up to her face to avoid facing her 'humps'.

 

[sigh] Seriously. We are talking about our professors with unexpectedly big curves.]

[Guest Fay]

@Mariana53 X'D I Know That feeling Hahaha~

N'way gossh~ Your Childhood Friend must have a secret Crush towards you waa >////

 

That was awesome of you, but you know, i think he doesn't mind it when you bullies him [XD Bullies(?) I mean the PayBack Punch] Since he doesn't get tired of doing embarrassing stuffs to you, such as the hugging one X'D how Sweet of Him~~

 

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BTW @Mariana53 X'D I did Some Meme range, Here's what the Actual Scene

God... X'D I bet our Teacher / Prof is Sneezing Right now, I Feel bad, But at that Same Time Remembering Those old Days Make me Laugh ~~ Hahaha~~

[Uzuchi98]

When we're at our friends' place,and they have a fight with their parents.awkward~

[Revenga]

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I actually think the other way around. I think he's just happy that we get to see each other after a long, long time. It's just that I think it's too much. I mean hugging me on public, I really dislike that. I might sound blunt and a little rude but I do not mean it like that though. I am not used to touchy guys but nowadays I have quite a few guy friends because I am boyish [but I'm definitely a girl at heart] and I can do what they can do and they like hanging out with me [that's what some of them said] because we all have the same manly interests and they treat me like I'm one of them, you know the brother thing?

 

But... regarding our teachers....

 

I REALLY CAN'T STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW! Seriously. I mean, brother! I can't imagine myself in your place. I can't stop laughing.

This is crazy. I am actually trying to visualize your classmate's reactions aside from laughing and those murmurs about her 'big lump' facing you. Even though I am good at exams, I would not be able to concentrate, I swear.

And there is that: "Oh, God.... Why?" It's like asking Him if it was your punishment for doing something bad. My stomach hurts from laughing. I SERIOUSLY can't stop laughing.

[Guest Fay]

@Mariana53

Yepp, I Totally Understand, some of my friends say's the same thing about me too, being a boying, [i Dunno, maybe we're quite fond hanging around with guys] I once called a Tomboy X'D In Phil. It's Like a Lesbi Or Something Like That, But Really Manly in Attitude.. It's Probably because of my interest. it doesn't really look like here since My character here is a total FUJOSHI X'D ...

But Being in that.. y'know it's not that bad~ You gotta hang around with guys and all, but naturally girly-kikay-girls avoid hanging with guy since they are girly~ haha You understand that ryt X'D ?

 

Mmmm.. Back to our teachers~

I Myself can't stop laughingXD XD RN~, with my own stuffs~ X'D

I Don't remember much when that happened, but i remem. i become the center of attractions for TROLLs in our School, that was quite the best part of my HS Life. but i seriously wanted to apologize for my disrespectful words i used while stating my experience about my respective teacher~ I just can't Stop Laughing lol~

 

I'm Feeling Guilty, and It's Nice when You're good at exams, co'z me, I'm like a total noob in a game when it comes to Examination Day~ I'm good at memorizing but I Hate Music~

[Revenga]

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Yes, I totally understand. I have also a guy friend who calls me "Lesbo" [by the way, my female friends are boyish who can put gorgeous make-over for themselves] but I know myself more than them. Anyway, I am not totally fond hanging around with them a lot, it's just that they know the things they like doing and that I like them as well and there are some manly jobs like fixing engines, archery etc... that they don't know how to do so when they hang out, I am always in the group [some of them actually wished that I was born as a guy] but at times, I always stays at home and talk to some female friends and they teach me how to make myself beautiful and cute and I hate it so much. It's like I know more about men's attitude than make-up kits. In all honesty, I like the company of men because my ways are naturally manly.

There are no "EEEEEEEWWWWW!!!! That is so gross!!!! Dirty!!!" when I am with them but I do not like it if my guy friend would treat me differently from them like they would ask me if I have a boyfriend at the moment or would I mind dating one of them or they would act like a gentleman around me. I TOTALLY DISLIKE THAT. But anyways, I think we are kind of similar in a lot of ways.

 

And to our teachers....

 

Me, too. I truly feel like I am disrespecting her. I mean, she's such a beautiful accomplished woman and everyone looks up to her even me but her 'mountains' are very distracting during classes, I swear. But I think we discuss about them not because we are making fun of them. It's just reminiscing the funny moment in our lives, right? But... I can not control myself from laughing until now because of what you posted.

 

And by the way, you hate music? Would you mind if I ask you why?

[Marygrace94]

hmmm.. the moment when my father saw all my yaoi pic in my laptop and ask me why i have those.. i answered him, it not mine. its my classmate.. he asked me(my classmate, because he is gay) to keep the pictures for him while he is still hunting for a brand of laptop to buy..hahaha

[thunder1913]

the moment I must watching gay porn with my fellow friend, I honestly prefer watch it alone.. but,, yeah.,, even there is bunch of fujoshi, something like that is better to be watched alone..

[Lumoon]

An awkward moment was when I went to a friends party. I was the only friend she invited, all the other guests where close family members. And well....she's very very rich xD so when I arrived at the party (Of course I was the last one xD) everyone was staring at me.....and I couldn't help but stare back. EVERYONE was dressed in formal clothes. Suits, beautiful dresses. And me? Jeans and Sweater xxxD Just the day before she was like: ,,you can wear whatever you prefer'' I could have strangled her xD